YOUR Curmudgeon has read so much creationist material that we fear our brain has become incurably corrupted. To show you what we mean, when we chanced upon a certain news item, we immediately started thinking how the creationist websites would play it. We’re not imagining things. See: Feasting on Death.
What follows is our prediction of what you’ll likely see somewhere in the creosphere (a term we coined last year). Here it comes:
Check this out: Evolution Limousine Services. Now think about it. Only a fundamentalist Darwinist would give such a name to his business. What kind of person would that be?
We get a clue from this news story in the Virginian Pilot: Beach man faces charges of sex with minors. The last paragraph of the article mentions that the accused man has …
… been operating Evolution Limousine Services based in Gates County …
That county is in North Carolina on the Virginia border, not far from Virginia Beach where the accused man is said to live. The business we located is probably the one mentioned in the article. Could there be another in that area with the same name? We even checked the area code for one of the website’s phone numbers (757) and it’s in the general region. If we’ve linked to the wrong business, we certainly regret the error, but we tried to get it right.
Anyway, we won’t give you any excerpts from the news article. Click over there and take a look. There’s a picture of the man who was arrested — typical evolutionist, it seems to us. Read about the deeds of which he’s accused. And then ponder the consequences of Mr. Darwin’s blasphemous theory.
After that, ponder the mental state into which maintaining this blog has driven your Curmudgeon.
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5 responses so far ↓
LRA // 9-July-2009 at 3:45 pm
gah! Curmie, you’re scaring me!
The Curmudgeon // 9-July-2009 at 4:01 pm
I’ll be okay. I think I will …
b_sharp // 9-July-2009 at 6:57 pm
It’s a tough job but someone has to do it, and I don’t care who, as long as it isn’t me.
BTW, let me know when the oozing stops and I’ll grab the mop.
Frank J // 10-July-2009 at 6:41 am
I’d bet dollars to donuts that the guy was not thinking anything about biology when he chose the name – the word is used in many other contexts, lest we forget. And I’d bet that if asked, he’d say “I don’t come from no monkey.” Which in this case is a compliment to monkeys.
The Curmudgeon // 10-July-2009 at 10:39 am
Frank J says: “I’d bet dollars to donuts that the guy was not thinking anything about biology …”
Be careful how you bet. These days, donuts are worth more than dollars.