Monthly Archives: August 2009

John Freshwater Update (27 Aug ’09)

THIS mess has been going on forever. Our last update was here: John Freshwater Trial Update (09 Jan).

QUICK BACKGROUND: This is an administrative hearing to determine whether John Freshwater will be fired as an 8th-grade science teacher in Ohio. He’s accused of burning a student, teaching religion in his science class, and failing to follow the school district’s orders. Freshwater says the district wants to fire him only because he refused to remove a Bible from his desk.

The proceedings to fire Freshwater have been getting most of the attention, but there are side issues that have also been pending in addition to the hearing described above. One of those ancillary matters has just been concluded. In the Columbus Dispatch we read Mount Vernon schools settle suit over cross-branding incident. Here are some excerpts, with bold added by us:

Mount Vernon schools have agreed to settle a federal lawsuit with the family of a boy who said his eighth-grade teacher burned a cross in his arm with a laboratory instrument and taught religious-based theories in the classroom. The district and its insurance carrier have agreed to pay Zachary Dennis and his family $5,500 and their attorneys $115,500.

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The settlement does not affect a similar lawsuit brought by the Dennises against Freshwater. Nor does it affect a lawsuit that Freshwater filed against the school district.

Paying the family $5,500 is a nuisance settlement. Let’s read on:

In June 2008, the school board announced its intention to fire Freshwater. He is fighting that move in an administrative hearing. In the meantime, he has been on unpaid administrative leave.

Freshwater’s hearing, allowable under Ohio law, has been ongoing for more than a year. The hearing has already cost the district more than $300,000 in legal fees.

So Mr. Freshwater’s status is still undecided. Maybe they’ll figure it out by the end of the year.

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Intelligent Design Explained!

Intelligent Design

Intelligent Design

We’ve previously given you the “official” definition of Intelligent Design (ID) from the neo-theocrats at the Discovery Institute’s Center for Science and Culture (a/k/a the Discoveroids), along with our own definition: Intelligent Design Redefined.

But all that verbiage somehow fails to do the job. In such matters, nothing can beat a good illustration, and we’ve found it. A small portion adorns this post.

Everyone has seen the cartoon of two professorial-looking men standing in front of a math-covered blackboard. The one pointing his finger is saying: “I think you should be more explicit here in step two.” The cartoon is the work of Sidney Harris, and it can’t be reproduced without permission — which we don’t have. Therefore we’re showing you only a small portion, which we think is legally permissible, analogous to an excerpt for a book review.

Here’s Mr. Harris’ website, where the full cartoon can be seen along with many others: S. Harris Cartoon Gallery. For extra credit when you get there, click on the “Darwin” link. Good stuff.

We are obviously not the first to observe how clearly the Harris cartoon describes ID. See, for example, this article at the site of the National Center for Science Education: Then A Miracle Occurs….

To show that we’re not the type to steal images, we’ll gratuitously promote some business for the copyright owner. Here’s where you can buy a print of the cartoon, or get it on note cards, and even on a T-shirt: The Cartoon Bank.

Hey, maybe those T-shirts should be the official uniform for the Discoveroids.

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Barack Obama & The Three Little Pigs

ONCE again, we stray from “The Controversy” over evolution and creationism in order to deal with our larger concern — preserving the values of the Enlightenment, upon which our civilization depends. We can’t forget that if we lose our freedom, there isn’t much else that matters. Therefore, dear reader, we beg your indulgence as we present a Curmudgeonly parable.

When you were little, your mother told you the story of the Three Little Pigs. Well, that’s obsolete now. This is the updated version:

Baby Barack was born in the sturdy brick house that had been built by Practical Pig, and in due course he inherited it. Barack had been raised on old family tales about his long-gone uncles who had built their houses of sticks and straw. According to family legend, the uncles were devoured when the Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed and blew their houses down.

But Barack had his own ideas. He wasn’t impressed by the old tales, and he didn’t like his ancestral brick house — in fact, he hated it. The house was old and it had been dominating the landscape for years. “Change is good,” he announced. “It’s time for change.”

Looking around for a more stylish architecture, he studied old pictures of his deceased uncles’ homes. They were made of sticks and straw, and they were beautiful! They didn’t stand very long, but Barack told himself that was no argument against them. He could do the same thing, but this time, because it would be his work, things would turn out better. He called his plan the Audacity of Hope.

Ignoring all the experience to which he was heir, and against the advice of his contemporaries who warned him that his dream would be yet another repetition of past folly, he gathered together a team like-minded workers who shared his vision of sticks and straw.

Together, Barack and his crew began to refashion his house. While they worked they chanted: “Yes we can!” Brick by brick, as the neighbors looked on in disbelief, Barack disassembled the house, threw the bricks away, and replaced them with sticks and straw. Finally the entire house was transformed. Barack looked at his new house and said: “This is change you can believe in.”

And all the while, from his lair in the woods, the Big Bad Wolf was watching.

So that’s the story, kiddies. Oh, you want to hear how it ends? We don’t know yet. The story of “Practical Pig’s Idiot Son” isn’t over. Stay tuned.

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Discovery Institute: Darwin, Atheism & Marxism

THE article we’re writing about today is such an incredibly tangled mess that it’s difficult to determine whether it’s the random result of impending brain death or if it’s an example of intentionally designed obfuscation. We’ll let you decide.

At the website of something called Oregon Faith Report we read: Separating Darwin from Evolution . It appears to be an interview conducted by Georgene Rice — whether she’s a staffer or an inmate isn’t clear — and Dr. Benjamin Wiker, author of “The Darwin Myth: the Life and Lies of Charles Darwin”. Catchy title, huh? Here’s an Amazon link so you can grab a copy.

Who is Benjamin Wiker? Oregon Faith Report says he’s “a senior fellow at St. Paul Center for Biblical Theology and is also a senior fellow at Discovery Institute.” Great! He’s one of the neo-theocrats at the Discovery Institute’s Center for Science and Culture (a/k/a the Discoveroids). We haven’t come across him before, but sure enough, the Discoveroids’ creationist website includes him on their list of fellows. They say his Ph.D. is in Theological Ethics from Vanderbilt University.

Wiker is a theologian, which is worth remembering as we try to traverse this wasteland into which we’ve wandered. It’s also worth remembering that he undoubtedly imagines himself to be some kind of ethicist. We’ll let you decide that one too.

Here are some excerpts from the interview, with bold from the original to highlight who’s speaking. We don’t need to emphasize anything else, because every sentence is a howler. We’re guessing that this is one of those interviews where the guest hands the compliant “interviewer” a scripted list of the questions he wants to be asked. If we’re right about that, then everything in the interview, questions and answers, are by Wiker. Indirectly, he’s giving us the Discoveroid line on things. Here we go:

Georgene: Charles Darwin spread the myth that anything scientific could not include God; a myth which has grown to define science for the last 150 years. He thought everything could be explained through natural selection without the help of a divine hand. So he deliberately left God out of his version of evolution known as Darwinism.

Wiker: Yes, I thought I would focus on his life as the backdrop of the Darwin myth. This is the year of Darwin. It’s the 200th anniversary of his birth and the 150th anniversary of the publication of his book, “The Origin of the Species”. I wanted to show you the man behind the theory. That’s the key: what was this man really like and why did he put forth the version of evolutionary theory he did? We tend to identify Darwinism with evolution, and there are important reasons not to identify the two.

Right, forget about the science. Let’s talk only about the godless monster who gave us “Darwinism.” The interview continues:

Georgene: You write the problem with Charles Darwin is not evolution itself but his strange insistence on creating an entirely Godless account of evolution. That evolution must be Godless to be scientific is the Darwin myth, which is so profoundly misleading that it must be called a “great lie”.

Wiker: Yes, absolutely, because it’s still with us and going strong. If you are currently a scientist, you are not allowed to express any wonder at creation because it may lead you to suspect that there is a creator. In other words, you can’t mix religion with your science. Darwin was part of a larger, secularizing movement that believed we were moving away from the dark ages — the religious ages, the age of superstition — to an enlightened, secular future. And his version of the theory fit right in to this. In other words, if you believe this, you realize you don’t need God anymore. That has been the effect: it has become entrenched in the scientific establishment.

Ah! Darwin was part of the satanic plot we call the Enlightenment — an evil scheme that diverted us from the perfect joy of the Dark Ages. Observe carefully, dear reader, not only what these people are saying, but what they’re not saying. There’s nothing here about evidence or reasoning. There’s no science being discussed. It’s all about atheism, allegedly caused by the Enlightenment. Got it? These people (we think it’s all Wiker, really) hate reason, they hate freedom, they hate science, and they probably hate you too. Are they wannabe witch burners? That’s another one for you to decide.

We continue:

Georgene: You make the point that this has distorted our understanding of the scientific evidence and debates about it. It’s just as distorting to science as idealistic Marxism is to the study of economics.

Wiker: That’s the kind of connection I want people to make. …

No need for us to comment. Well, see: Marx, Stalin, and Darwin. Okay, here’s more:

Georgene: In your opinion, the worst lie was the one Darwin told himself: that he could have his moral cake and eat it too, pushing forward a Godless account of evolution that made morality a mere transient effect of natural selection, and at the same time, holding up particular moral traits.

Wiker: This is an interesting story. “The Descent of Man” was written a little over ten years after “Origin of the Species”. It came about because Darwin’s own allies pointed out to him that his theory of natural of selection did not explain the development of human beings — their moral and intellectual development … . But Darwin attempted to explain it — that’s “The Descent of Man” — it made him reduce morality to the survival of the fittest. When you do that it turns out pretty ugly. For example, he hated slavery, but his own theory supported it.

Let’s see now: According to this Discoveroid “senior fellow,” Darwin’s myth-making was intentionally devised to support atheism, Marxism, and even slavery. Moving along:

Georgene: You point out that his family heritage allowed him to breathe in evolutionary doctrines that had been in the air for almost a century — his upbringing sort of spawned the man he was and the way he moved his theory forward.

Wiker: Once you tell his story, you see why he came out with his theory. What’s his background — religion? No, he was a third generation enlightenment skeptic. Erasmus, Robert and Charles were all part of the radical intellectual set. The notion that he was a secret or open Christian is nonsense.

Right! We’ll just overlook the fact that, at his father’s insistence, Darwin studied theology at Cambridge as preparation for a career as an Anglican churchman. Okay, here’s the last excerpt:

Georgene: “The Descent of Man”, which was an irrational reflex of ignorance in his treatise on religion was simply a revival of ancient Greek and Roman pagan philosophical views that downgraded religion as superstition and that was revived during the enlightenment and used directly against Christianity, so even that was not really original with Darwin.

Wiker: He had a ready made account of the rise of religion that itself was independent of evolutionary theory, and he put it out there as if it depended on natural selection when, in fact, it did not. Again, that’s part of his radical skeptical upbringing.

There you are, dear reader — now you’ve seen the thinking of a Discoveroid “senior fellow,” one who was trained in Theological Ethics. You may see things differently, but in your Curmudgeon’s humble opinion one can obtain more accurate information by hanging out at the Flat Earth Society.

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