Yes, dear reader, our title is correct. We’ve written before about Biblical Astronomy and The Fixed Earth, but we seem to have neglected the Flat Earth believers. It’s time to remedy that oversight.
In the UK newspaper, the Guardian. we read The Earth is flat? What planet is he on? Here are some excerpts, with bold added by us:
Daniel Shenton should be the most irrational man in the world. As the new president of the Flat Earth Society, you’d imagine he would also think that evolution is a scam and global warming a myth. He should argue that smoking does not cause cancer and HIV does not lead to Aids.
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In fact, Shenton turns out to have resolutely mainstream views on most issues. The 33-year-old American, originally from Virginia but now living and working in London, is happy with the work of Charles Darwin. He thinks the evidence for man-made global warming is strong, and he dismisses suggestions that his own government was involved with the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Most unusual. We generally find that a kook on one issue is often a kook on several others. There isn’t even a creationist angle in this story. Well, let’s read on:
He is mainstream on most issues, but not all. For when Shenton rides his motorbike, he says it is not gravity that pins him to the road, but the rapid upward motion of a disc-shaped planet. Countries, according to him, spread across this flat world as they appear to do on a map, with Antarctica as a ring of mountains strung around the edge. And, yes, you can fall off.
So that’s what happened to Amelia Earhart! We continue:
The Earth is flat, he argues, because it appears flat. The sun and moon are spherical, but much smaller than mainstream science says, and they rotate around a plane of the Earth, because they appear to do so.
Perfectly logical. Here’s more:
The International Flat Earth Society was formally founded in 1956. Shenton resurrected the society and claimed its presidency last year, following years of inaction after the death of former president Charles Johnson in 2001, who had some 3,000 registered followers. He has so far recruited 60 members through the society’s website, which boasts about 9,000 visitors to its discussion forums.
This is the website of Shenton’s organization: Flat Earth Society. You’ll want to bookmark it. They’ve got a lively discussion forum.
The Wikipedia article on the Flat Earth Society indicates that it’s inactive. That needs to be updated. We are delighted to see this venerable movement being reborn. Moving along:
The modern Flat Earth movement dates back to Victorian England, and biblical literalist Samuel Rowbotham and his followers, who promoted their cause by engaging top scientists of the day in public debate.
A familiar tactic. Here’s another excerpt:
Shenton himself used to accept that the Earth was round, but began asking questions after hearing musician Thomas Dolby’s 1984 album The Flat Earth. (When Shenton reconvened the society last year, Dolby accepted membership number 00001.) “It was the late 1990s and I started doing research into what the Flat Earth Society was. I had heard of it and, when I did some more research, I eventually ended up believing its ideas were true.”
That takes intellectual courage. Or something. And now we come to the end:
“I haven’t taken this position just to be difficult. To look around, the world does appear to be flat, so I think it is incumbent on others to prove decisively that it isn’t. And I don’t think that burden of proof has been met yet.”
Yet another controversy that needs to be taught. We wish them well.
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It’s my understanding that when one approaches the edge and goes beyond, one is immediately transported beck to the other side by means of reverse polarity.
The same is true for planets and stars viewed from the flat plane of the earth seen dipping below the world’s edge only to reappear on the other side of the world. For those who stay in one place, this process of planetary movement by means of magnetic polarity takes longer because of the relative viewing position. For those living on the edge – and who isn’t envious of those folk – the movement appears instantaneous.
There remains some controversy about the theoretical explanation about planetary observations but we must trust our eyes that tell us the world is flat. After all, one must believe in something and at least the flat earthers don’t try to convert anyone in science class with public money… just common sense!
tildeb says:
I thought the reverse polarity theory was superseded by a quantum mechanical effect. It’s difficult to keep up with this field.
So if the Earth is flat that probably explains why my lake appears flat. Hmmmmmm….. He may be onto something. Or just on something.
I wonder what he would make of my years flying satellites for the AF? I guess you could make some wild teleportation scheme or conspiracy theory for following the same satellite around the entire world at different bases, but Occam’s razor would cut that pretty close to the bone. It does remind me of a hilarious discussion I had with a launch engineer about how they could adjust to a geocentric universe. It was humorous and enlightening.
Albanaeon asks: “I wonder what he would make of my years flying satellites for the AF?”
Fraud. Obviously.
Well, if the Earth’s a flat disk, what’s on the other side?
Hell?
Heaven?
I think he may be on to something. Let’s dig a hole and see if we come out in China or Hades.
The Gadfly asks: “Well, if the Earth’s a flat disk, what’s on the other side?”
The other side is a region known as the Rump of the world.
There are actually many rumps, but that is because it’s turtles all the way down.
Tildeb wrote:
It’s just like Pac-Man!
Wow, this guy is a glaring exception to the trend of crank magnetism. Hard to process.
James F says: “It’s just like Pac-Man!”
Yes! Excellent insight!
they’re back? i was under the impression that they never left…
I’d guess he’d also have to be a moon landing denier, given that he says the moon is actually much smaller than believed. After all, the Apollo astronauts found that the moon was, in fact, the expected size.
The only way Shenton can explain that is to call the moon landings a fraud.
I always thought the moon was a disk, since it hits your eye like a big pizza pie. But that’s amore!
This is probably a good place to mention Asimov’s The Relativity of Wrong.
I’m no expert but, if the Earth was flat why do we need so many satellites for telecoms when a single geostationary one would provide all our needs?It would be directly overhead after all.
Also what sex is the world turtle, The Great A’tuin?
Adrian asks: “Also what sex is the world turtle, The Great A’tuin?”
Many brave souls have attempted to find out. It involves climbing down a rope suspended from the edge of the world so that the hero can personally examine the turtle’s genitalia. Such quests are the stuff of legend. So far, no one has returned to tell the tale (so to speak).
I’m sure that Thomas Dolby’s membership is strictly ironic.
It would actually be pretty tought for a layman to argue against a Flat Earther, I think.
I love the way the “Physics of the Flat Earth” section in the Wikipedia article is flagged for not having citations or footnotes.