Monthly Archives: April 2010

Minor Milestone: This Is Post #1,500

JUST like the title says, this is your Curmudgeon’s 1,500th post. That’s the big news. Exciting, huh? If you decide to skip reading the rest of this, we’ll certainly understand.

Okay, we know what you’re all wondering: If this is 1,500, what was number 1,000? It was this, posted 8 months ago on 28 August. In the first comment to that post we said:

We announce to an indifferent world that this is post number 1,000 for the Curmudgeon’s humble blog. We’ve been at this for 17 months, putting up an average of 2 posts per day. What do we have to show for it? Growing traffic, and a remarkably bright collection of readers who post good comments.

And we have totally confounded the Discoveroids, who insist that all “Darwinists” are leftists who delight in promoting atheism.

As with the first 1,000 posts, the most recent 500 were added at the rate of about two per day. If that frenzied pace continues, we should reach number 2,000 by the end of this year — assuming, of course, that the creationists continue to be amusing. We suspect they will.

It occurs to us that we never took any notice of post number 500. The WordPress control panel tells how many posts we now have, so it’s easy to know when we reach a particular number. But finding earlier posts by number is a bit of a task.

The control panel lists all our posts sequentially in a series of screens, but although those screens are numbered, the posts themselves are only dated — something we never thought about until now. However, because each screen lists 15 posts (yes, there are now 100 such screens) it’s possible, but tedious, to click back to the beginning and then move forward, screen by screen, to locate what we’re looking for.

We think this was post 500, made on 18 November 2008. It doesn’t matter if that’s not exactly number 500; it’s close enough.

So there you are. What does it all mean? Nothing — nothing at all. However, if we don’t take note of these little events, then who will?

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Barbara Forrest on the Lunacy in Louisiana

AT the website Louisiana Coalition for Science, maintained by Dr. Barbara Forrest, a star witness for the winning side in Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District, there’s a great new article on something we’ve been writing about since 2008: Louisiana is the only state, so far, that has enacted an “Academic Freedom” bill modeled after the Academic Freedom Act promoted by the neo-theocrats at the Discovery Institute’s Center for Science and Culture (a/k/a the Discoveroids).

The bill, which permits unspecified “supplemental materials” — wink, wink — to be used in science classes, was signed by governor Bobby Jindal, perhaps the world’s only creationist who was a biology major at Brown University. That worthy is also known as Bobby Jindal, the Exorcist, and he’s been honored by winning your Curmudgeon’s coveted Buffoon Award (see: Creationist Bobby Jindal).

If you want a complete understanding of what happened in Louisiana, we invite you to visit Barbara’s site to read Nothin’ in Louisiana but “Academic Freedom” (Right). We know you’re going to read it all, so we’ll give you only a few excerpts, with bold added by us:

In 1981, the Louisiana legislature passed and Gov. Dave Treen signed the “Balanced Treatment for Creation-Science and Evolution-Science Act.” (See the YouTube video about this law at the end of this [Barbara's] post.) This law required that “Commencing with the 1982-1983 school year, public schools within this state shall give balanced treatment to creation-science and to evolution-science.” It was declared unconstitutional by the U.S. Supreme Court on June 19, 1987, in the case of Edwards v. Aguillard.

There are several links in Barbara’s article, including the video, but we’re omitting them to encourage you to visit her site. Let’s read on a bit more:

In 2008, the Louisiana legislature passed and Gov. Bobby Jindal signed the “Louisiana Science Education Act“ (LSEA). The LSEA “requires [the State Board of Elementary and Secondary Education], upon request of a local school board, to allow and assist teachers, principals, and other school administrators to create and foster an environment within public elementary and secondary schools that promotes critical thinking skills, logical analysis, and open and objective discussion of scientific theories being studied including evolution, the origins of life, global warming, and human cloning.” Here is Jindal’s June 2008 response on Face the Nation when asked about his support for teaching creationism:

Again, we’re omitting Barbara’s links, and also the video which she embeds in her article. We continue:

Both the 1981 and the 2008 laws were justified as defenses of “academic freedom.” Both were introduced specifically to promote creationism: the [1981] Balanced Treatment Act was designed to promote “creation science,” and the [2008] LSEA was introduced to promote intelligent design (ID) creationism.

Here’s more:

In 1987, New York University law professor Arthur Miller hosted a TV program, Headlines on Trial, which devoted one show to the Louisiana Balanced Treatment Act, which required Louisiana public school science teachers to teach creation science whenever they taught evolution. Making the case in favor of the legislation were Sen. Keith and well-known young-earth creationist Duane Gish. Making the case against it were Dr. Eugenie Scott, executive director of the National Center for Science Education, and attorney Jay Topkis, who argued — and won — the case for the plaintiffs before the Supreme Court.

Where else can you get background information like this? We have no doubt that Dr. Forrest will be an expert witness in the inevitable litigation that will challenge the new Louisiana law. Moving along:

Now let’s flash forward again to June 2008, when the Discovery Institute, too, was denying to high heaven that there was any intent to promote creationism in the LSEA that it helped write. DI staffer Robert Crowther protested, “Critics have smeared the LSEA by falsely claiming the law would allow the teaching of creationism or other religious beliefs.”

One last excerpt, and then you’re on your own:

In Louisiana, where French is still the second language, we know what this means: “Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” The study of history reinforces this old truism, and it’s amazing what a little history reveals about the ancestry of the 2008 Louisiana Science Education Act: the LSEA is merely a resurrection — in drab, washed-out, and totally transparent terminological clothing — of the 1981 “Louisiana Balanced Treatment for Creation-Science and Evolution-Science Act.”

That’s just a small sample of what awaits you at Barbara’s website. There’s not much else to be said, except what we’ve said before: Dr. Barbara Forrest is the greatest. Now click on over there and read her entire essay.

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WorldNetDaily: Noah’s Ark Found!

Buffoon Award

The jolly logo adorning this post is in honor of WorldNetDaily (WND), the journalistic organ that won our Buffoon Award and that keeps confirming the soundness of that decision.

Today’s astonishing news from WND is Evangelists claim Noah’s Ark found. It’s sub-titled: “Mount Ararat explorers: ‘We think it is 99.9 percent that this is it’.” Here are some excerpts, with bold added by us:

A new claim is being made for the discovery of Noah’s Ark, as the French news agency reports evangelical explorers from China and Turkey believe they may have found the remnants of the legendary biblical vessel.

“It’s not 100 percent that it is Noah’s Ark but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it,” Yeung Wing-cheung, a Hong Kong documentary filmmaker and member of the 15-strong team from Noah’s Ark Ministries International told Agence France-Presse.

WND didn’t provide a link to the website of that “documentary filmmaker” but we think this is it: Noah’s Ark Ministries. It’s pretty much what one would expect. They have a convenient button you can click to give them a donation. Let’s read on:

According to the report which provided no photos and few details, the team says it recovered wooden specimens from a structure on Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey at an altitude of 13,000 feet, and that carbon dating suggested it was 4,800 years old.

They’ve already done carbon dating, but we’re provided with no photos and few details? Who cares — we love this story! Let’s see what else WND reports:

Yeung indicated there were several compartments inside, some with wooden beams, that could have housed animals.

Ooooh! Several compartments! It’s a great pity we aren’t shown photos. Let’s read on:

The group of archaeologists ruled out an established human settlement, explaining one had never been found above 11,500 feet in the vicinity, Yeung said.

He also told AFP local officials would ask the national government in Ankara to apply for United Nations World Heritage status so the site can be protected during an archaeological dig.

Wow — the UN! This is really important.

We won’t give you any more excerpts, because the rest of the WND article is a dreary catalog of earlier expeditions that attempted to find the Ark, and the fantastic claims made by those earlier “researchers.”

If you’re an Ark enthusiast, click over to WND and check it all out. This could be the most important discovery since … ah … well, since Elvis was spotted at a 7-11 buying some Slim Jims and a Dr. Pepper.

Addendum: We just spotted a headline on Drudge, leading to this: Noah’s Ark found in Turkey.]

Update: See Noah’s Ark Discovery: Competition Among Kooks.

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Lauri Lebo on the Texas Textbook Massacre

ANY time we learn of an article by Lauri Lebo, it’s always worth clicking over to wherever it is and reading it. Why? Because Lauri brings a unique perspective to The Controversy between evolution and creationism.

During the forty-day trial that led to the decision in Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District, Lauri was the resident reporter for the York Daily Record, the local paper for the site of the trial. Lauri’s byline was the brand name for superbly written, in-depth news stories from the courthouse.

Our earlier posts about Lauri’s work are these: Lauri Lebo on Charles Darwin & Ray Comfort, and before that Lauri Lebo on Texas Creationism, and Lauri Lebo: “Academic Freedom” is Creationism 3.0, and also “The Devil in Dover” by Lauri Lebo. And don’t overlook Concert for Darwin in Dover.

Now Lauri has done it again. At the website Religion Dispatches we read Texas Textbook Massacre: Deceitful Propaganda Campaign Or Tempest in a Teapot? Here are some excerpts, with bold added by us:

Ken Miller has been through the Texas Board of Education’s textbook review process before. Three times in fact.

So, the Brown University biology professor, who co-wrote the popular high-school textbook Biology with Joe Levine, said he’s not terribly worried about going through it again. Actually, the new science standards written last year present him with an invitation to delve into the issue of evolution and the fossil record more thoroughly.

Miller was also a great witness for the winning side in the Kitzmiller litigation. Let’s read on:

But ask him whether he knows how he’d cope with writing a history textbook under the new social studies guidelines, he responds quickly: “God no!” he said, horrified. “Beats the heck out of me. I really don’t know.”

We’ve written about that aspect of the Texas madness several times, for example: American History Revised in Texas. We continue:

In addition to rewriting the social studies’ standards, the board last year also made significant changes to the science curriculum, inserting language that raises questions about the validity of evolution and man-made climate change. Fundamentalist Christians on the board fought for and approved creationist and intelligent-design friendly language asking students to analyze the “complexity of the cell” as well as “analyze and evaluate the sufficiency of scientific explanations concerning any data of sudden appearance, stasis and the sequential nature of groups in the fossil records.”

Board member Don McLeroy fought to have the language inserted because he lacks a scientific understanding of how evolution accounts for things like cell complexity and the fossil record. So rather than tiptoe around the questions raised about evolution, Miller views it as an opportunity to embrace the wording and address the issue head on. “That’s really an invitation,” he said. But whether the strategy will work depends on who will be sitting on the board at the time.

Here’s something we didn’t know about:

In 2003 and 2004, despite McLeroy’s attempt to reject Biology, it was approved 11-4 and Miller and his co-writer spent 43 days and 43 nights flying around Texas, visiting with local textbook selection committees. “I spent more time in Texas than George Bush did that year,” Miller said. “I could have registered to vote there.”

That was before the Kitzmiller case and we weren’t paying attention to The Controversy, but people like Miller have been fighting the good fight for years. Moving along:

While the code language in the science standards may be vague enough that perhaps writers like Miller can use them to their advantage, the social studies requirements are another story.

Many warn that as goes Texas, so goes the nation, since publishers writing textbooks to adhere to Texas’ standards would sell the same or similar versions to other states as well.

[...]

Jay Diskey, executive director of the school division of the Association of American Publishers, called the idea that the Texas standards would impact the education of students in other states “an urban myth.”

Diskey said publishers have been customizing separate state editions since 1994 when the federal government required each state to come up with its own separate academic standards. While digital publishing has made it easier to accommodate various editions, even before the mid-90s, states were asking for textbooks geared to the local history. “Texas might ask for more information on the Alamo; California might ask for more on the Gold Rush,” he said.

Quite natural, it seems. Another excerpt:

While Ken Miller acknowledges that publishers are capable of producing different state editions, if they had their druthers, it’s more cost effective to only having to make one version, just with minor tweaks to accommodate state standards. “Indeed it’s possible to produce a special edition for just Texas, but the reality is that almost all publishers would prefer the same core textbooks,” he said.

That seems quite natural too. On with Lauri’s article:

Pearson publishes Miller’s Biology. CEO Marjorie Scardino, Miller said, has assured the authors that she would rather be known as the publisher who sold no books in Texas, rather than the one who compromised scientific integrity and failed to stand on principle.

[...]

“It’s hard to imagine any publishers taking this seriously,” said Hillis [David Hillis, a professor of integrative biology at the University of Texas], who testified before the education board last year regarding the science standards. “Are they really going to remove Thomas Jefferson from a discussion of the Enlightenment?

[...]

[Hillis added:] “Publishers have reputations to maintain and this is so far off the mainstream of what is taught. They’re not going to add pseudoscience to the books. They’re not going to eliminate key historical figures.

We’re only half-way through Lauri’s article. We know you’re going to click over to it and read it, so we’ll give you only one more excerpt:

Next year, just in time for the textbook review, the far-right Christian conservatives may no longer hold a majority [on the Texas State Board of Education]. At that point, it will be up to the new board whether it should apply or ignore the standards.

There’s lot’s more in Lauri’s article, including her list of “10 of the most egregious changes to the social studies curriculum.” Read it all. It’ll be time well spent.

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