This is going to make your weekend. It may even transform your whole life. Bringing this information to you today justifies your Curmudgeon’s entire blogging career. Brace yourself, dear reader. After reading this, things will never be the same again.
In the Frederick News-Post, a daily newspaper of Frederick County, Maryland, there’s a feature they call Area Religion News. That section has several entries about the activities of local churches, but there is one in particular that we want to discuss. It says:
Frederick Creation Society meeting slated:
Did Charles Darwin refute his own evolution theory? Tricia Auxt will lead a discussion on the topic at the Frederick Creation Society meeting set for 7:30 p.m. Tuesday at the Frederick Adventist School, 6437 Jefferson Pike, Frederick. For more information, call 301-663-4508.
No doubt you’ve been wondering the same thing, dear reader. Well — what’s the answer? Did Darwin refute his own theory? Tricia knows, and there’s still time to make arrangements for attending the meeting. If you go, please give us a report.
Tricia’s topic about Darwin refuting Darwin brings to mind a few other questions of equal significance that we’ve been asking ourselves: Did Abe Lincoln blow his own brains out? Did the Wright Brothers ever get off the ground? Did Einstein believe in the Time Cube? And most importantly — did the Lindbergh baby have an operation in Denmark, change his name from Charles Jr. to Norma Jeane, and return to America to become Marilyn Monroe?
Along with Darwin refuting Darwin, these are the most important questions of all time. Only the greatest and most courageous minds dare to even ask them, and such minds are rare indeed.
Seeking more information, we went searching for the website of the Frederick Creation Society, and when we found it we encountered this stunning article: My Top 5 Reasons to Ditch Macroevolution. We won’t spoil the thrill of discovery by giving you any details — just the five reasons themselves. Here they are, starting with number five:
Reason #5 – Scientific American and Discover magazines endorse it.
Reason #4 – Lack of Intermediates
Reason #3 – Chemistry and Reversible Reactions
Reason #2 – Entropy and Order
You can’t wait to click over there to study these reasons in detail, can you? We won’t detain you much longer, but we can’t stop now. Here it comes, the number one reason to ditch macroevolution:
Reason #1 – Molecules do not write messages
Okay, dear reader. We’ve brought you to the source. The rest is up to you. Go now, and learn what your teachers never told you.
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