We were awakened by the blaring sirens and flashing lights of our Retard-o-tron™. The blinking letters on the wall said WorldNetDaily. Instantly alert, we rushed to the computer.
Trembling with anticipation, we noted that the rev’s video is titled Evolution? Have ye not read? We clicked on it. Thrilled, we absorbed it all. The experience took less than two minutes, but we will never be the same again. We learned that Jesus was a creationist. He didn’t believe in evolution, and neither should you.
Don’t delay, dear reader. Your place in eternity hangs in the balance. You need to click over to WND and watch the thing.
As we’ve done before with the rev’s videos, please feel free to use the comments section as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, now go to it.
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