We’ve been looking, but we can’t find any news to report. At least, we can’t find anything directly related to creationism. So we’re bringing you news of a closely related topic — toilet cameras.
Surely you all remember the case of David McConaghie, the creationist who had been a high-ranking party official of Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party (the DUP). As we previously posted (see Creationist Suspected of Bathroom Voyeurism), he was arrested in connection with the discovery of a toilet camera found in the loo of DUP member David Simpson’s constituency office. There’s been no news about him since then.
Well, we’ve got another. We present to you, dear reader, some excerpts from Perverted teacher is jailed for hidden camera antics, which appears at the website of the Derby Telegraph located in Derby in the East Midlands region of England. The bold font was added by us:
A TEACHER who filmed people on the toilet using a hidden camera has been jailed for 38 months. Last month, Russell Singleton pleaded guilty to 21 charges when he appeared at Nottingham Crown Court.
No doubt about it — the man is obviously a creationist. Here’s more:
He admitted seven charges of sexual activity when he was in a position of trust; nine of taking indecent photographs; two of making indecent photographs and three charges of voyeurism, where he recorded women for his own sexual gratification. The charges related to children aged 13 to 17 years and adults between 18 and 24 years.
Seriously, dear reader — who but a creationist would engage in such activity? And another question comes to mind — what creationist would not do such a thing? The story continues:
Singleton worked at Alfreton Grange Arts College – formerly known as Mortimer Wilson Secondary School. Sentencing Singleton, Judge Michael Stokes QC said: “We do not send our daughters to school to be seduced by the teachers.”
One last excerpt:
Mark Watson, for Singleton, said the defendant’s wife of 31 years was completely unaware her husband had filmed girls secretly. He said: “She is totally devastated but stands by him.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! She stands by him. As do his fellow creationists, no doubt.
Okay, that’s all we’ve got for the moment. Feel free to use the comments as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone.
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