The past few days have been the slowest we can recall in terms of finding good, amusing news of The Controversy. There’s really been nothing going on. The legislatures are quiet, the courtrooms aren’t working on creationist cases, and even the Discoveroids are boring.
We took advantage of the news lull to do some serious thinking, and we decided that the real problem around here is a lack of spiritual nourishment. Inspired by that insight, and determined to fill the emptiness in our blog, we turned to the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries. And we found what we were looking for.
The rev’s latest video is titled In Heaven Above and the Earth Beneath – He is God. What we particularly like about that title is the rev’s use of “above” and “beneath” — words which clearly but subtly suggest a flat Earth. We find language like that to be very comforting.
The rev tells us that whether we look up into the heavens, or here below on the Earth, we see beauty, complexity, and design. Evolution couldn’t possibly have done all that. We see the proof everywhere.
The video is only 90 seconds long. Unfortunately, we found that it stopped and started a couple of times for no apparent reason, but it was certainly worth a few pauses in order to hear the rev’s wisdom. We know you’ll agree. So go ahead and click on the video. You may find it a life-changing experience.
After you’ve got your spiritual life squared away, please feel free to use the comments as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone.
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