Days like this aren’t easy for your Curmudgeon. What are we supposed to do when there isn’t any news to blog about?
1: We could sum up the past six months of failures by the Discoveroids — oh, wait, we’ve already done that.
2: We could work on our database of creationist perverts. Let’s see, the last time we reported about Rev. Robert Lyzenga was back in May: Creationist Voyeurism: Update on Case #5. At that time the rev had pleaded guilty to all charges of voyeurism for planting cameras inside air fresheners in the women’s bathroom stalls at Sunrise Christian Reformed Church.
Now, the Journal & Courier of West Lafayette, Indiana has this headline: Ex-pastor sentenced for church bathroom voyeurism. Wow — church bathroom voyeurism — what a phrase! In addition to describing the juicy details of the rev’s perversion, which you’ll want to read for yourself, they say:
Former pastor Robert Lyzenga, who admitted in May to hiding two video cameras inside a women’s restroom at the Lafayette church he shepherded, was sentenced Friday to four years in prison followed by three years of probation.
How many other creationist perverts are out there? It’s a horrifying thought, so we’ll drop it. Okay, what else can we post about?
3: We could post a new pic of Aaaargh!!, one of your Curmudgeon’s two splendid Dobermans. But we don’t want one of our dogs to share a post with a creationist voyeur, so that’s out. What else is there?
4: Aha — we can declare an Intellectual Free-Fire Zone. Hey, great idea!
As with all our free-fire zones, we’re open for the discussion of pretty much anything — science, politics, economics, whatever — as long as it’s tasteful and interesting. Banter, babble, bicker, bluster, blubber, blather, blab, blurt, burble, boast — say what you will. But avoid flame-wars and beware of the profanity filters.
We now throw open the comments to you, dear reader. Have at it!
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