IN a startling press release issued today, the famed blogger who uses the pseudonym “Sensuous Curmudgeon” revealed to the world that he is none other than Satan himself!
“That’s why I tirelessly promote Darwin’s theory of evolution,” he smirked. “Those creationists I’ve been mocking have been right all along. I can’t make any headway with them; but I really had you science guys fooled!”
This revelation was made by means of a podcast seen simultaneously by millions around the world, as the blogger’s ghastly image suddenly appeared on everyone’s computer screen. It was the result of a long-anticipated and widely distributed computer virus.
Grinning an evil grin and clutching his pitchfork, the Curmudgeon acknowledged that creationism is The Truth™, but he said that he fully expected to continue his blogging efforts because “there are always new victims willing to be seduced by reason.”
At the podcast’s conclusion, the Curmudgeon thanked everyone for supporting Barack Obama.
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