The Earth Is Not Moving!

CREATIONISM is so old-fashioned. Worse than that, it’s, well … it’s tasteless. It requires no imagination. If you want to make a big splash in the world of ideas, you need to think big — and you need to do it with style. That’s why the more informed creationists are turning to the earth-centered universe. Fear not — they’re still creationists, but they’ve gone beyond that. Way beyond.

Trust us, if you’re unsatisfied with mere creationism, you’ll find fulfillment here. This is the future. We’ve written about these folks before: Curmudgeonly Rumblings: The Fixed Earth, but that was nearly a year ago, and it’s time we took another look at this vital area of scholarship.

Your Curmudgeon is pleased to bring you a sampling from their website — which you will no doubt bookmark: The non-moving Earth & anti-evolution web page of The Fair Education Foundation, Inc..

The first thing to note is that they have a book to sell you: The Earth Is Not Moving, by Marshall Hall, about which they say:

All of the evidence that is required to expose and destroy the counterfeit Copernican Model of a rotating and orbiting Earth–and the entire evolutionary paradigm resting upon that counterfeit — is set out in this book …

Now that you’ve placed your order, let’s scroll down the attractively-designed website — it isn’t quite up there with the Time Cube, but it has potential. To our delight, we find a convenient listing of new links that weren’t available last year when we surveyed this site. At the very bottom of the page are your gateways to hundreds of other links, so don’t neglect them, but we can only handle a bit of this at a time, so let’s look at a few of the new links, and give you a sample from each:

Physicists Create Phony Math To Rule Out A Non-Moving Earth :

… there was a meeting of Communist Scientists in London in 1931 which was when Gamow was at Cambridge … All Communists are atheists who must believe in evolution. The Bible’s stationary Earth teaching must forever be forbidden by “physics”! … Step right up and witness the Politically Correct Science that has made the Earth move with a clever mathematical model when all known phenomena is readily explained by a stationary Earth Model …

The 800 lb. Gorilla That Is Being Ignored By All Christian Churches:

Christians must realize that the Bible teaches a stationary, immovable Earth at the center of the universe with the sun, moon, and stars going around it daily as observed. No more excuses; no more twisting the plain Scriptures because of fear that “science” is right. Just get it in your mind real good that the Bible does teach what the whole world denies, namely, a stationary Earth at the center of the universe.

Evolutionism: The Real Opiate of the Masses:

As is well known, Communism’s recognized founder, Karl Marx, called Religion “the opiate of the masses”. Less well known is what Marx had to say about Darwin’s book The Origin of the Species published in 1859, viz.: “This is the book which contains the BASIS in natural history for our [his and Engles’] view.”

[…]

Then came some 200 Michelson-Morley Interferometer tests in Europe and the USA in the mid 1880’s. These all showed no earth movement around the sun. Oh my! There was virtual panic and a collective teeth chattering funk that gripped Science Departments world wide for about two decades.

[…]

Fifty pages would not suffice to describe how this evolution deception has ravaged people’s minds and crippled or destroyed true science and true religion. A quick read of its influence on Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Mao et al will give just a little insight into how behavior is warped and history shaped by belief in evolution.

The “Theistic Evolutionist” Swan Song:

This is a sincere advance notice to the millions of Christians who have felt it necessary to compromise with evolutionism because they have been taught–and they believe–it is “secular science”, i.e., non-religious “true” science.

Everyone can now know that the “secular science” label is a gross deception. Truths now available emphatically declare that evolutionism is an alternate “creation model” which is derived concept for concept from the Pharisee Religion’s “holy book”, Zohar/Kabbala [links omitted]. It is a religious model just as surely as the “creation model” derived from the Christian Religion’s “holy book”, the Bible, is religious.

The evidence that exposes this incredible Pharisee Lie about evolution and science has been emerging for 15-20 years. It is now ready to be on the world stage.

The above is a poor substitute for visiting the site for yourself. You must experience the colors, the fonts, the raw exuberance of the place.

Go now, and dwell in ignorance no more.

See also: The Earth Does Not Move!

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20 responses to “The Earth Is Not Moving!

  1. Ha! How DO you find these sites!? Great job on all counts. Keep it coming. Nan Erwin — admiring skeptic

  2. waldteufel

    I ran across this loony-tunes website about two years ago . . . .at first I thought it was pure satire, but when I realized how much work the guy has put into writing all that stuff . . . . . . . . .

    But how, exactly, is this really any more bizarre than the writings of John West or Casey Luskin?

    I guess old timey creationism and “intelligent design” are just different faces on the time cube .

    The Disco-Toot is manifest evil. This guy is just insane.

  3. waldteufel asks: “But how, exactly, is this really any more bizarre than the writings of John West or Casey Luskin?”

    Luskin? No difference. But as you move up the Discoveroid food chain, they have political motives. You know about their Wedge strategy.

  4. : asks: “How DO you find these sites!?”

    Well, Mr.Colon, on slow news days I’m compelled to wander a bit. It’s all part of the Curmudgeonly service.

  5. Pliny-the-in-Between

    Look on the bright side – all these websites must offer proof of the multiverse theory. How else can we explain all these parallel realities? 😉

  6. Hey I have no problem with this. I stand here and the world doesn’t feel like it’s moving. If it was moving shouldn’t my books be falling of the shelves?

    My gut tells me this guy is 110% correct.

    Nope, thats just the diarrhea acting up again. Excuse me, something is definitely moving and it ain’t good.

  7. Hope you’re feeling better, Tundra Boy.

  8. Cranky Old Git

    Not biblical enough for me. If you take Genesis to its literal conclusion, then the Earth is flat.
    How else could you have a flood that covered the whole world? Those guys are heritics & compromisers of God’s Word.
    Flat Earthers rule.

  9. retiredsciguy

    I’d hate to think it’s anything but parody.

  10. Cranky Old Git says: “Not biblical enough for me.”

    Truly a conservative. The old ways are best.

  11. Cranky Old Git

    Damn strieght my curmudgenous friend!

  12. Not just flat, but it has pointy corners!

  13. “The mathematisation of physics…is continually growing and physics is becoming more and more dependent upon the fate of mathematics.”

    Snork!

    Who would have guessed that state space calculus and tensor fields were atheist communist maths!

  14. LC says: “Who would have guessed that state space calculus and tensor fields were atheist communist maths!”

    But the creationists don’t mind invoking math to claim that evolution is false because the odds against it are 69 to the bazillionth power.

  15. I’ve been killing some time reading fixedearth this morning. Interesting bit from the “800 lb gorilla” page:

    “Even more poignantly, the only way for Creationists in particular to authenticate their proclaimed total dedication to the destruction of evolutionism, and to the restoration of the Biblical Creation Account, is to: a) Stand firm on the Scriptures which teach an Earth-centered universe; b) Support and spread the scientific facts upholding a stationary Earth; c) Spread the fact throughout the proclaimed “Bible Only” Churches that all of the concepts which are part of modern cosmology’s Evolutionary Big Bang Paradigm are embedded in the Pharisee Religion’s “holy book” Zohar/Kabbala. In other words: None of the evolution-based “science” is “secular”. None of it.“

    It amazes me we still have people like this in the U.S. today. I will say that this viewpoint is very fringe, and not mainstream even among conservative denominations such as the Southern Baptists. I think the last bit about science not being secular but rooted in Jewish mysticism demonstrates that. However, this site does represent the slippery slope of literalism. The blinders of literalism seem to lead nowhere but an anti-Jewish, anti-Catholic, anti-mainstream-Protestant anti-everything place. This place is a pre-enlightenment one-path-to-truth place. While I’m not threatened by geo-centrism as a political movement, it’s amazing that this worldview still exists.

  16. LC says: “It amazes me we still have people like this in the U.S. today.”

    You can’t be serious. It’s obvious that at least half the Congress is that ignorant. What does that tell you about the rest of the population?

  17. longshadow

    But the creationists don’t mind invoking math to claim that evolution is false because the odds against it are 69 to the bazillionth power,

    Ahem, the correct number, as you well know, is 1720th

    (That’s 1^720th, in case the superscripting html codes don’t work….)

  18. Longie says: “Ahem, the correct number, as you well know, is 1^720th…”

    I was using the Curmudgeon’s own base 69 notation.

  19. J Meyers, Toronto
  20. J Meyers, Toronto: If you’ve got creationists up there, Don’t blame the US.