Yes, you read the title correctly. What? You say you never heard of such a thing? We’re not surprised. Our theory has been viciously discriminated against by the ancient and politically powerful lobby promoting the Theory of Materialistic Arithmetic (the TMA).
Must two plus two always be four? Of course not! The infinite potential of the universe cannot be constrained by such limitations. Yet the TMA lobby prevents alternatives from being taught. They insist that they alone know what the answer must always be. Students who give the “wrong” answer are treated mercilessly in arithmetic classes, while intellectuals who dare to advocate alternative views are cruelly expelled from academic posts as their papers are summarily rejected by mathematics journals.
How does the TMA lobby know what the answer must always be? Have they done all possible tests of their “theory”? Of course they haven’t. They’re guessing! Yet they insist that their theory is the only theory, and they ruthlessly suppress all competing views.
The TMA lobby consists of narrow-minded materialist computationalists, cowardly counting-clerks, and dimwitted digital dolts, with a worldview that limits their vision and cripples the critical thinking of their students.
What are they afraid of? Why won’t they permit academic freedom? Why can’t all sides of the issue be presented, so the students can decide for themselves? Why can’t students at least learn the strengths and weaknesses of the TMA?
It’s because, in the TMA lobby’s dogmatic, materialistic view, their precious Theory of Arithmetic has nothing that rises to the level of a weakness. Such a breathtakingly authoritarian attitude has no place in classroom, and it serves only to indoctrinate students rather than teaching them how to think critically.
Why does the TMA lobby behave like this? Others who know the truth have been frightened or bribed into silence, but we’ve been silent too long. It’s time to speak out against this global tyranny — whatever the cost!
Do you want to know the purpose of the TMA conspiracy? We’ll tell you the secret — it’s because the materialist power structure depends on the TMA lobby and their allegedly “correct” views. It’s what keeps the people in line and obedient to authority.
But if the truth were known, our masters would lose every shred of authority. That’s why they can’t tolerate dissent. That’s why the establishment will accept nothing less than the one-sided dogmatic presentation of the TMA-only position in public schools.
Join us. Despite all obstacles, our list of TMA skeptics is growing. Add your name to ours. We are not going away, and our voices will be heard.
Teach the controversy!
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