Ronda’s long and distinguished record of Buffoonery was summarized here: Ronda Storms, Ronda Storms, but she’s been active since that post.
[We’d like to give you some excerpts from the news story, but that paper is being acquired by Stephens Media, and they’re suing bloggers who excerpt their content without permission. So you’ll have to click over there to read it for yourself.]
What? All that’s required here is to lock up the perpetrators for life. Ronda wants to “supervise locker rooms at all times”? All over the state? Every locker room in every school? Here’s more:
Here’s Rapturous Ronda’s page at the Florida Senate’s website. We can’t find any bill on this that she’s introduced yet. Moving along:
This proposal would certainly create a bunch of new jobs in Florida. We can imagine the advertisements “Wanted: Adults to continuously stare into the boys’ locker room while the kids are getting dressed and undressed.” With a job description like that, we’re confident that the right people will be recruited.
We know you’re all wondering — Ronda’s wackiness is endlessly fascinating, but where’s the creationist connection? It’s this — Ronda’s obsession with creationism, and the Dewey Decimal System, and religious license plates, and school prayer, and serving alcohol at private museum events, and all the rest — they’re all tied into her obsession with unsupervised nakedness. We’re evil, fallen creatures, and therefore we need Ronda’s guidance at all times.
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