The Tea Party is not the only new trend in US politics. There is also the creationist movement. As Supreme Chairman, your humble Curmudgeon has selected an appropriate symbol — that of the Seventh Planet. It comes from this page at NASA’s website. That’s not the astrological symbol, because the creationist movement uses only the latest creation science.
We have candidates running for the governorship of several states. In Alabama, all the candidates are creationists. There’s also Bill Brady in Illinois, and Rick Perry in Texas, and Joan Heffington in Kansas, and Paul LePage in Maine, and John Kasich in Ohio, and they’re all creationists in Tennessee. Addendum: Randy Brogdon in Oklahoma.
Running for a seat in the US Senate there’s Marco Rubio in Florida. And among the potential candidates for President, see: Which 2012 Presidential Challengers Are Creationists?
There are other creationists already in place, of course, and there are more candidates whose creationist views have not yet been declared. At this time we’re not even bothering to list state legislators or state and local school board members.
Things like this don’t happen at random. It’s obviously an intelligently-designed movement. Does it have a name? Yes — appropriately, we’re calling it the Big Movement! Your Curmudgeon is honored to serve as Supreme Chairman.
When we have achieved total power, the only science we’ll permit is creation science. It’s The Truth™, and that’s all we need — it will take us to the stars. Our motto: “Today the classroom, tomorrow Uranus!”
Yes, the Big Movement is happening — right now!
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