FOR years we thought there was nothing on the internet that could compete with The Time Cube. But then we posted Competition for the Time Cube, about a website promoting “The First Annual Catholic Conference on Geocentricism.” But that wasn’t serious competition.
Shortly thereafter, a particularly egregious article at a creationist website inspired us to post Answers in Genesis: The Slime Cube.
Little did we know then that Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the creationist genius who brought you the website Answers in Genesis (AIG) and the mind-boggling Creation Museum — was actually engaged in serious competition to supersede the Time Cube’s legendary status on the internet.
We are happy to present to you, dear reader, ol’ Hambo’s cubic challenge: The Creation Museum Cube. The information at that link says:
Use this clever “puzzle” to remember your visit! Both you and your friends will have fun turning the faces of this unique cube to reveal various scenes from throughout the Creation Museum. Colorful, sturdy, and perfect for nearly all ages.
There’s been no decision yet. It takes time for hundreds of millions of internet viewers to reach a consensus. You should carefully examine the strengths and weaknesses (ahem!) of both competitors and reach your own conclusion.
Regardless of how the competition turns out, Hambo’s Cube would be a perfect gift for that special someone this Kitzmas. There’s still time to do your shopping before 20 December.
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