We didn’t expect to find anything to post about today, but then we looked at WorldNetDaily (WND), the flamingly creationist journalistic organ that believes in and enthusiastically promotes every conspiracy theory that ever existed. WND is an absolutely execrable, moronic, and incurably crazed publication, an instrument of idiocy, a wretched rag, a deep pool of theocratic throw-up, a sinkhole of stupid, a fountain of feculence, and most importantly, an early winner of your Curmudgeon’s Buffoon Award.
Check out this towering monument of foolishness: From Darwin to Marx to Kinsey to Obama. The author is Dave Welch, a Houston preacher. We’ve written about him before (see: Still Promoting Theocracy). Here are some excerpts from preacher Dave’s latest, with bold added by us:
According to the Los Angeles Times, President Obama is “evolving” in his views on the definition of marriage. Vice President Joe Biden shilled for that position on “Good Morning America” by declaring same-sex marriage as “inevitable.”
We don’t care about Biden’s views on anything, and we’re not interested in that form of marriage. Let’s read on:
Biden boldly quotes the president in his first meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff as he declared, “Gentlemen, I want you to prepare now; I want to end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’“
Your Curmudgeon has doubts about the wisdom of ending that policy, but our humble blog isn’t about such things. We continue:
The militant commitment of the Marxist/Democratic Party of 2011 America to radical sexual diversity is at its core driven by a hate for God’s created order. Why do you suppose that earth worshipers (aka environmentalists), abortion “rights” advocates, GLBTQI activists, Darwinian evolutionists and atheists are uniformly standing side by side?
Ah yes — environmentalists, abortionists, gays, atheists, and Darwinists — of course Darwinists!– all standing side by side. The craziness begins to emerge from preacher Dave’s article. But it gets worse — far worse. Behold:
The truth is that Obama and Biden are coming out of the closet on what is and has been their agenda. Critical elements of the dialectic Marxist strategy are to overturn traditional morals, create chaos and then serve as “savior.”
The direct linkage between Marx and Darwin is indisputable …
As that jihad progressed through the 1900s, the assaults on free markets, private property and traditional morality were completed by Alfred Kinsey as he helped launch the sexual revolution of the ’60’s …
In case you think I have wandered from my topic, here is the trail of tears: Darwin to Marx to Kinsey to Obama.
That enough! We’ve seen the maniacal spew about a Darwin-Marx connection before, and it’s been thoroughly debunked. See: Marx, Stalin, and Darwin.
But we’ve never seen Kinsey and Obama thrown into that mix. The magnitude of this absurdity can only be described as Klinghofferian. [That’s pronounced: Kling-hof-FER-i-an.]
Hey, we may as well give you preacher Dave’s closing line:
In 2011 and beyond, let’s evolve back to the God of our fathers and restore His righteousness to our land, starting with His pastors and His people.
Okay, Dave. Whatever you say.
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