Thanks to a press release from an outfit called PR NewsChannel, your Curmudgeon can bring you what is perhaps the most astounding news we’ve ever seen.
What is PR NewsChannel? We don’t know, but here’s their price list. The cost of a “publishing” press release is $150, so that’s probably what we’ve found. It’s titled: Counselor prepares readers for 2012, changes required to survive. It’s about a book by someone named Gary J. McDonald. He’s described like this, with a bit of bold added by us:
Gary J. McDonald holds dual bachelor degrees in business administration and marketing and finance from the University of Wisconsin in Milwaukee, and a Master of Arts in counseling from the University of Colorado in Colorado Springs. A licensed professional counselor in Colorado, the author is well-versed in spiritual subject matter, trained in past-life regression, and has worked with Celtic, Native American, and Peruvian shamans. As a businessman and entrepreneur, McDonald has dedicated his life to humanitarian work both nationally and internationally.
Impressive résumé, isn’t it? And here’s the Amazon listing for his book: Everything You Need to Know to Get to Heaven: Decoding the Bible – The Secret Behind 2012. A formidable title indeed! Now we’ll give you some excerpts from the author’s exciting press release, with bold added by us:
Gary J. McDonald’s [book] offers a controversial decoding of the Bible’s New Testament that explains why only 144,000 souls will enter the gates of heaven. The work seeks to redefine the Holy Trinity by merging the concepts of an intelligent, omnipresent being with scientific principles, new-age concepts, and major religions. The diverging concepts of intelligent design and evolutionary theory are blended into one compatible hypothesis, offering a solution to the theory of everything for which scientists have been frantically searching.
Wow — that is fantastic! Let’s read on:
McDonald provides convincing hypotheses concerning Darwin’s ‘missing link,’ the evolution of consciousness, and the mysteries behind the Big Bang theory. McDonald also discloses what he has found to be eye-opening biblical revelations, such as Jesus being the reincarnation of Adam and that we are living during Armageddon. The book combines McDonald’s ideas on new-age concepts, such as chakras, parallel lives, and reincarnation, with his belief that seven heavens exist. He also argues that an infinite number of parallel universes surrounds us, and that we are all multidimensional beings.
We have never encountered anything like this before. The mind boggles. We continue:
As a licensed professional counselor, Gary J. McDonald presents his surprisingly simple, yet effective, techniques for making positive life changes, just as the world approaches a major shift in evolution of consciousness set to occur in 2012, as prophesied by Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce, the Hopi Elders, the Mayan Indians, and the Bible. The author clarifies, “This is not the end of time, just the end of time as we know it.”
That’s it, dear reader. We know you won’t pass this one up. It’s the book you’ve been waiting for all your life.
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