Because there’s no news out there for us to write about, we’ll have to make our own. Nothing could be better than giving you the opportunity to show off your knowledge and wits in another Curmudgeon’s Creative Challenge.
It’s been a while since we had one of these. Earlier contests were: #1 (Creationism is to evolution as _____ is to _______), followed by #2 (The typical Discoveroid’s next job will be _______), and most recently #3 (The Discoveroids are the dregs of _____).
We now throw open the comments section so that you, dear reader, may achieve eternal glory by answering the following question:
You know the rules: Enter the contest as many times as you wish, but you must avoid profanity, vulgarity, childish anatomical analogies, etc. Also, avoid slanderous statements about individuals. Feel free to comment (tastefully) on the entries submitted by others — with praise, criticism, or whatever.
Your Curmudgeon will decide if there’s a winner, and whenever we get around to it we’ll announce who the winner is. There is no prize. The accomplishment is its own reward.
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