We were jolted to wakefulness by the blaring sirens and flashing lights of our Retard-o-tron™. The blinking letters on the wall said WorldNetDaily. As you know, WorldNetDaily (WND) is the flamingly creationist, absolutely execrable, moronic, and incurably crazed journalistic organ that believes in and enthusiastically promotes every conspiracy theory that ever existed.
Eagerly we visited the WND website and were directed to a new video by none other than the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries. The last time we brought you a David Rives video was Evolution — The Most Foolish Notion Ever!
Today’s video may be Rives’ best ever. It’s only two and a half minutes long, but in that brief period Rives manages to totally demolish the theory of evolution. How does he do it? Simple — he hits us at our weakest point — Piltdown Man! We’ve written about that fossil before (see Piltdown Man: The Creationists’ Savior), but nothing can match Rives’ presentation.
Okay, we know you can’t wait, so we won’t detain you any longer. Click over to WND and Discover the hoax at heart of evolution. It’ll amaze you!
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