We were jolted to wakefulness by the blaring sirens and flashing lights of our Retard-o-tron™. The blinking letters on the wall said WorldNetDaily. As you know, WorldNetDaily (WND) is the flamingly creationist, absolutely execrable, moronic, and incurably crazed journalistic organ that believes in and enthusiastically promotes every conspiracy theory that ever existed.
So we visited the WND website and were directed to yet another new video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries. The last time we brought you a David Rives video was Evolution’s Fraud Is Exposed! In that one, Rev. Rives beat us over the head with Piltdown Man.
Today the rev takes on another fossil — Lucy. As most of you know, Lucy is the famous fossil of a hominid that lived about 3.2 million years ago.
The rev’s video can be found here: Human ancestor or just … monkey? It’s less than two minutes long, but it’s powerful! Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
You will note that the rev claims Lucy’s bones were found scattered all over the place. That criticism is mentioned at TalkOrigins’ Index to Creationist Claims: right here. Casey has also criticized Lucy, as we discussed in Discovery Institute: Casey Luskin and Lucy.
But we think you’ll agree that Rev. Rives’ criticism is the most devastating of all. It’s time to face it, gentlemen — our theory is doomed!
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