Tomorrow is the First of April, a date we’ve always celebrated around here. Our earlier years’ posts were:
Florida Creationism: April Fool’s Day or Poe’s Law? (2011), and before that
Time Traveler Arrested! (2010), and before that
Noah’s Flood Started 4,300 Years Ago Today (2010), and before that
Curmudgeon’s Secret Identity Revealed! (2009).
So the question arises: What will the internet bring us tomorrow? Such things are inherently unpredictable, but there is one thing we know with certainty — we won’t find anything remarkably April Foolish at the usual creationist websites. That’s because for them, every day is April Fool’s Day.
Anyway, this is a good opportunity for you, dear reader, to display your creativity. Give us your own April 1st headlines. With all the talent possessed by our readership, surely you can at least equal the best that the rest of the world can offer.
But this won’t be as easy as it seems. You must contend with Poe’s law. Therefore, whatever you offer must somehow transcend the typical, everyday creationist website headline. It’s quite a challenge.
So have at it. All we ask is that you keep it clean.
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