We know you want to start your day out with a strong creationist message, and that’s why we’re so dependent on our Retard-o-tron™.
This morning the blinking letters on the wall said WorldNetDaily. As you know, WorldNetDaily (WND) is the flamingly creationist, absolutely execrable, moronic, and incurably crazed journalistic organ that believes in and enthusiastically promotes every conspiracy theory that ever existed.
So we followed the electronic pointers and the Retard-o-tron™ led us to another video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries. The last time we brought you a David Rives video was 2 Minutes of Stupid.
Thr rev’s latest is Evolution, geology based on ‘vivid imagination’, and when you click over to WND you’ll see the great theologian standing in front of what looks like a wall chart or mural. At first you may think it illustrates a bunch of cooties that crawled out of his nose, but he suggests that they’re trilobites.
Today’s video doesn’t start with an ad, which is a relief. It’s about the geologic column — and it’s clear that the rev thinks geology is a bunch of nonsense. That’s because the fossils are used to date rock strata and vice versa — a vicious circle of incestuous reasoning. As always, the greatest feature of the rev’s video is its brevity — this one is about a minute and a half long.
Okay, your Curmudgeon and his Retard-o-tron™ have done all they can for you. Now click over to WND and take a look. You know you love this stuff.
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