We were once again awakened by the blaring sirens and lights flashing on the wall display of our Retard-o-tron™. The blinking letters on the wall said WorldNetDaily. WorldNetDaily (WND) is the flamingly creationist, absolutely execrable, moronic, and incurably crazed journalistic organ that believes in and enthusiastically promotes every conspiracy theory that ever existed.
The Retard-o-tron™ directed us to WND’s presentation of a new video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries. WND’s irresistible headline is Astronomer asks: Where did it all come from?
The rev’s video is titled “Spontaneous Creation” It’s only two minutes long, filled with information about something he calls “cosmic evolution” which he labels “the religious theory of the big bang.” He says that thing is not a creation theory. Why? Because it doesn’t explain the laws of nature!
If that doesn’t motivate you to click over to WND to watch the rev’s stimulating and informative video, then we fear there’s no hope for you. Click now — before it’s too late!
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