You’ve been searching for this all your life. So have we. So has everyone. Now, at last, you can have it!
This comes from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the Australian entrepreneur who has become the ayatollah of Appalachia. As you know, ol’ Hambo is co-founder of Answers in Genesis (AIG), an on-line ministry which is one of the major sources of young-earth creationist wisdom. AIG also created and operates the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum — the North American Mecca for the mindless.
At Hambo’s personal blog we read: Proof of God. Well, darn! Let’s get right to it. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us:
I will be speaking at a conference in Florida in a couple of weeks organized by Creation Today.
How disappointing! Hambo doesn’t give us the proof in his blog. We’ll have to wait for the conference. But what’s “Creation Today”? Here’s their website. What do we learn there? The place is run by Eric Hovind — the son of that well-known creationist — Kent Hovind.
As you know, Kent is currently in the slammer serving time for tax evasion, and the last time we wrote about him was here: WorldNetDaily: Kent Hovind Is Still Fighting. Notwithstanding Kent’s disgrace, Eric is carrying on. His website informs us:
Born in Kankakee, Illinois, Creation Speaker Eric Hovind was blessed with the opportunity of growing up in a Christian home under the incredible biblical teachings of his father.
During summers throughout his junior high and high school years, Eric traveled with his dad where he was speaking about creation, evolution and dinosaurs. It was during his third summer of traveling with his father that Eric realized that he never grew tired of the subject! Hearing creation lectures and debates hundreds of times never became boring.
Eric was indeed blessed to be raised up in that fine tradition. But that’s not all — get this:
After completing his high school studies at Pensacola Christian Academy in 1997, Eric graduated from Jackson Hole Bible College in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Co-founded by Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis and Dr. Don Landis of Jackson Hole Community Bible Church, Jackson Hole Bible College was designed to give students a solid biblical foundation with a special creation emphasis.
Wow — Eric went to a bible college founded by Ken Ham! What a background! Let’s get back to Hambo’s blog:
So, join me on October 12–13 in Orlando, Florida, for the Proof of God Conference. I promise that the conference will radically change the way you share and defend your faith! Act now to get in at a special AiG rate of $49.95 per person (that’s $20 off regular pricing).
That sounds like a real bargain! And it’s only two weeks from now. Aren’t you excited?
That’s all Hambo has to say, except he gives us this link to the conference website: Proof of God Conference. That’s where it’s all going to happen. At that link you get a list of “six dynamic speakers for two powerful days,” and among them are Eric and Hambo. It’s going to be a great creationist revival meeting!
You don’t want to miss this one, dear reader. Get on over to Orlando and attend both days. Soak up that good old fashioned, down-home, foot-stompin’, psalm-singin’, floor-rollin’, rafter-shakin’, old-time creationism, and then come back here and tell us what you learned.
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