A catastrophic absence of news compels us to visit the store maintained by the creation scientists at Ken Ham’s Answers in Genesis (AIG) — described in the Cast of Characters section of our Intro page.
There we found two items of interest. Indeed, they’re so wonderful you’ll want to buy several of each to hand out for Christmas gifts. The first is shown above this post. Isn’t it beautiful? The product description says:
Display the “Truth” on your automobile. Combat the corruption of the Christian fish seen on so many cars today. This auto emblem depicts a “Truth” fish swallowing up a smaller “Darwin” fish.
Best of all, it costs only $3.99. We recommend that you get a dozen to cover your entire back bumper, and another dozen for the front of your car. That way you’ll be able to combat corruption coming and going. You can find it right here.
The next tasteful item is for indoors. It’s the Adam Was A Historical Person Wall Chart . The product description says:
Attempting to bridge the gap between evolution and the Bible’s clear teaching about creation, some Christian leaders have tried many creative ways to reinterpret Scripture. Today a new focus is upon Adam as a real, historical person. Did God create the first human being from nonliving matter and breathe life into him, or is another interpretation possible? Scripture doesn’t leave room for doubt. This exclusive wall chart shows that the Bible is clear: Adam was a historical person.
This poster is certain to make a big impression on your visitors when you have it displayed on the wall behind your desk. No home or office should be without one. And get this — it costs only $1.99. They make great gifts!
While you’re pondering these wonderful items, join with your Curmudgeon in hoping for some actual news. Posts like this one are thin gruel indeed.
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