We were awakened by the blaring sirens and flashing lights of our Retard-o-tron™. The blinking letters on the wall said WorldNetDaily. Instantly alert, we rushed to the computer.
Wow — the Big Bang! How exciting! The rev’s video is titled The Big Bang is Science … Fiction. Eagerly we clicked on it. Thrilled, we absorbed it. Dazed, we contemplated what we had learned.
In only 90 seconds, the rev points out all the problems with modern cosmology, and declares it “fiction.” Everything we had been taught by our teachers is wrong! The bible had it right all along.
Don’t delay, dear reader. Your place in eternity hangs in the balance. You need to click over to WND and watch the thing.
As we’ve done before with the rev’s videos, please feel free to use the comments section as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, now go to it.
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