The Discoveroids — described in the Cast of Characters section of our Intro page — have apparently decided to squash Zack Kopplin if they can. If they can’t do that they’ll try to minimize his impact.
To achieve that end they have dispatched one of their professional lobbyists, Joshua Youngkin, whose job is euphemistically described as “Program Officer, Public Policy and Legal Affairs.” He was one of the Discoveroid apparatchiks who took on this task before, when Zack appeared on the Bill Moyers Show. We wrote about his effort here: Confessions of a Discoveroid Lobbyist.
Now that Zack Appeared on the Bill Maher Show, the Discoveroids are again going into full spin mode, and unintentionally revealing their true nature — which is far more like Orwell’s Ministry of Truth than the science “think tank” which is their cover story.
The resulting Discoveroid hit piece is Non-Scientist Says, “You’re Not a Scientist”. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us:
History undergrad Zack Kopplin, enfant terrible of Rice University, appeared recently on Bill Moyer’s program to pump his latest campaign to repeal the Louisiana Science Education Act (LSEA). This will be Zack’s third campaign against the LSEA in as many years.
That’s right, it’s Zack’s Third Campaign. The LSEA is the high-water mark of the Discoveroids’ nefarious anti-rational activities. It’s like a greasy stain on the landscape after a sewer pipe breaks, and preserving it is one of their greatest tasks. That makes Zack one of their greatest problems. The Discoveroid rant continues:
By its plain terms, the LSEA is a law that protects from administrative reprisal the objective, multi-sided teaching of scientific controversies covered during normal curricular science instruction, including evolution, climate change, and human cloning.
Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard all that before. By now we assume that our readers understand the situation, so we’ll skip a lot of the spin. Let’s read on:
Critics of the LSEA, including Zack Kopplin, say that the law is really an unconstitutional back door for getting religion into science class, that it is harmful to science education, harmful to an economy dependent on innovation, and therefore ripe for repeal.
Yes, exactly. The propagandist continues:
Advocates of the LSEA reply that if the law induced unconstitutional conduct, or could even be read to encourage unconstitutional conduct, then there would have been a lawsuit long ago. Yet the LSEA remains unchallenged since passage in 2008.
Wow — what a great defense — “We haven’t been sued yet!” BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Here’s more:
Until very recently, Zack had managed only limited attention. That is no longer the case. Last Friday, he took his LSEA repeal message to Bill Maher’s Real Time, his biggest stage so far, which he announced beforehand on Twitter.
That got Hugh Hefner excited, at least on Twitter. [We’re skipping Hefner’s remark.] The attaboys really streamed in on Twitter after Zack managed a rhetorical takedown of the token skeptic on Maher’s panel, Steve Moore.
It wasn’t all that much, really, but somehow it thrilled the audience. You can watch it here. It’s less than two minutes long:
The Discoveroids are in the propaganda business, so the effect on the audience is what bothers them. Here’s what their apparatchik says about that brief exchange between Zack and Moore:
During panel discussion, Moore questioned the wisdom of federal funding for research on snail mating and implied that a lot of government funding of scientific studies is similarly unwise. Without missing a beat, Zack reminded Moore of something more important: “You’re not a scientist,” Zack said.
What did the Discoveroid propagandist learn from the incident? That’s revealed at the end of his rant:
The audience laughed and clapped approvingly at Zack’s argument, convinced by what now passes for science that the two million dollar snail sex study must go on for the sake of, say, national security. Or something.
And non-scientists everywhere learned a valuable lesson about asking questions in public: don’t do it. Just don’t.
The Discoveroids aren’t stupid; they’re learning. No, they’re not learning any science — they have no interest in that. Rather, they’re learning about what kinds of publicity can be harmful to them, and when they’re better off keeping their operations in the shadows.
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