Once again, dear reader, we bring you important news of an author with a vanity press book. As with others who have made paradigm-shattering discoveries, today’s proud author has announced his work by hiring a press release service.
This one is issued by Mass Media Distribution, LLC. Their pricing page says that for only $299 they will provide nationwide distribution. Presumably that’s what today’s author has obtained. Here’s the press release: New book refutes Big Bang theory with geometrical equations.
Geometrical equations? You must admit, that sounds exciting. But it’s about more than the Big Bang. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us:
Evolution is a myth, claims author Ken Buraczynski in his colorful primer, “A Thesis on How Plane Geometry Disproves Evilution.”
Hey — clever title! Only a genius would have thought to use a really neat term like “Evilution.” But who is Ken Buraczynski? We Googled around but didn’t find much. At the end of the press release we’re told:
Ken Buraczynski received his Bachelor of Arts degree in sociology/anthropology, with minors in psychology and creative writing.
A degree in sociology is rather impressive. Let’s get on with the press release:
Is evolution a true theory? No, says Buraczynski in his new book, while underscoring the reasons why people believe in the Big Bang theory. He then uses simple plane geometry to show why he believes this event could not have happened.
It’s a bit confusing the way he mixes evolution with the Big Bang, but presumably he refutes them both with geometry. The press release continues:
Meant to be a new and unique way of looking at the controversial subject of evolution, Buraczynski uses bright graphics to simplify a complex subject. As if written in crayon on lined paper by a grade-schooler, equations and diagrams show what the author considers to be the major flaws in the evolutionary process.
Wow — equations and diagrams, as if written in crayon! Even you can understand this book, dear reader. Here’s more:
God, the author argues, explains the universe, not evolution, and Buraczynski references multiple Biblical verses to support his thesis.
It certainly sounds like Buraczynski knows what he’s talking about. Moving along:
“Most people seem to accept the Big Bang as fact, but no one stops to question how something — our universe — can come from nothing,” says Buraczynski. “Basic geometry proves that evolution simply cannot exist.”
We’re still confused about whether he’s disproving evolution or the Big Bang; but if he’s got geometric proof (like Captain Queeg) there’s not much we can say. One last excerpt:
Written for Christians and non-Christians alike, Buraczynski intends for his book to be so simple and so easily understood, that even children can read and appreciate its message.
Sounds great! We went looking and found the thing at Amazon: A Thesis on How Plane Geometry Disproves Evilution. It doesn’t tell us very much. There’s only one brief review, and it’s favorable. The discerning reviewer gave the book 4 stars.
Oh, there’s something else — the publisher is Buraczynski Innerprizes. Let’s think about this. The publisher is named Buraczynski, and the author’s name is Buraczynski. Coincidence? Maybe, but we strongly suspect that the book is self-published. Yes, it probably is, so the author definitely qualifies for our list of self-published geniuses.
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