This is another letter-to-the-editor from the Yuma Sun of Yuma, Arizona. It’s titled Evolution makes no sense with God. We’ll give you a few excerpts, enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, and some bold font for emphasis. As we usually do we’ll omit the writer’s name and city. Okay, here we go:
Evolution makes no sense to me and if Darwin didn’t believe it, why should I? Darwin came up with it for the money and the blind masses bought into it.
Great beginning! We’re going to enjoy this one. Hang on, here comes more:
There is no other explanation for us being here except through Creation. There is too much evidence to even entertain the thought of evolution.
We love this guy! Let’s read on:
As far as how old the universe is, only three entities know – can you say Holy Trinity? Who really cares how old the universe is, 50,000 or 17 trillion years? It’s all a number, sorta like the deficit.
Yeah — who cares? Is this great or what? We gotta continue:
Remember, our time is not God’s time. His one second could be like our 1,000 years. As for me, I’m going to believe in Creation by our Heavenly Father, my Lord and Savior. Only through his grace go I.
Have it your way, letter-writer! Here’s more:
As for evolution being taught in school when I went, I can’t remember last week let alone what or if they taught evolution in the 60s and 70s. I was too stoned.
Now you know where our title came from. Moving along:
In my early Christian life one thing held me back. So, if God created us who created God etc. That’s where Miss Connelly is right it is about faith and call a cow a cow, my higher power is God! If a person is embarrassed to acknowledge him in public he will be embarrassed for you.
We have no idea who Miss Connelly is, but it doesn’t seem to matter. The letter-writer has neatly solved the problem of who created God. Here’s another excerpt:
Isn’t it great that we live in a country where we can praise and worship whoever we want? We are truly a blessed nation even still.
Yes, that is great. Here’s the stunning end of the letter:
A lot of people think God has left the building but you can still see his awesome and wondrous works in our lives. If you doubt that go to a maternity ward and tell me if those little ones are created or evolved?
There’s not much we can add. This is truly a letter that speaks for itself.
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