The last time we wrote about the wonders at the AIG gift shop, located at the Creation Museum run by Answers in Genesis, the online ministry of Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), we told you about some fabulous things like the Full Armor of God Playset and the Dinosaur Yo-Yo. Those are still available, but now there’s so much more!
The Armor of God Playset must have been a big seller, because now you can get the Armor of God Dig Kit. Yes, it’s true! That item is described like this:
Find a suit of armor in the earthen block. Kit contains one earthern block, one digging tool and one dusting brush. Future “archeologists” love this!
Best of all, you get that “earthen block” and whatever is encased therein for only $3.99. You gotta get one so the kiddies can scatter dirt all over the house as they dig for whatever lies buried within.
But that’s not all! AIG also offers the Armor of God Bookend for a mere $22.99. Here’s how they describe it:
This bookend adds a decorator accent to your library or bookshelves, and it is heavy enough to hold your books right where you want them. Shaped bronze tone resin with shield insert and engraved Scripture quote from Ephesians 6:13-17. Contemporary cut work design for home, office, or church decor. Makes a great reward for anyone who memorizes Ephesians 6.
But they also say this:
Note: Includes one bookend. Order two to receive a set of Armor of God bookends.
So for only $46 bucks you can have a pair of bookends to hold all your creation science texts from AIG. You gotta have a pair!
And what good is all that stuff without the Armor of God Statue? About that item, we’re told:
This beautiful statue portrays the pieces of armor that represent the text of Ephesians 6:16—18. The verses are printed on the base in the English Standard Version. 9-inch resin figure.
There are so many other treasures available that we can’t possibly describe them all, so we’ll tell you about only one more. This is the Ark Encounter Jigsaw Puzzle: Two by Two, and it’s only $14.99. Here’s what they say about it:
What better way to teach the account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood than to put it together piece by piece! Amazingly detailed, this puzzle will make an impression as the immense variety of animals coming to the Ark are realized. 500 pieces.
Well gosh darn! With wonders like that awaiting you, we don’t know what’s holding you back from jumping in the ol’ pickup truck and taking the family to see ol’ Hambo’s Creation Museum. What are you waiting for? Pack up and git going!
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