The Drool-o-tron™ alerted us to this one with its all-too familiar blaring sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of the wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND) — thus the jolly buffoon logo above this post.
Our last post on this topic was WorldNetDaily’s Eclipse Madness Continues. Yes, this is even more breaking news about the most important subject in the world. It was WND that revealed what some preacher, Mark Biltz, had “discovered” — the astounding fact that certain Jewish holidays somehow always seem to coincide with dates when there are lunar eclipses. Not only that, but because a rare (but predictable) sequence of four lunar eclipses is coming up this year and next, he’s predicting — what else? — the end of the world!
Although the Hebrew calendar always begins with a full moon, and certain holidays also coincide with the full moon, and lunar eclipses are visible during full moons, the preacher’s discovery has shaken WND to its core. They’ve accused NASA of taking down the eclipse page at their website to keep the public in ignorance, and they say that page was restored only because WND was courageous enough to expose the coverup.
Now WND has more news. Their headline is Evidence mounts for biblical prophecies. Wow — the evidence mounts! Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us:
Pastor Mark Biltz of El Shaddai Ministries, whose coming “Blood Moons” book and documentary describes what he views as a sign in the heavens, will be on the podium for the Prophecy in the News conference in Orlando March 28-30. So will Rabbi Jonathan Cahn, whose prophecy-related book “Harbinger” kicked aside most competition on the New York Times bestsellers list for nearly two years. Dozens of other top Christian speakers also will be there.
Orlando? How very convenient — that’s where Disney World is located. But all joking aside — hee hee! — this is going to be the most important event in your lifetime. Nothing else even comes close. WND then says:
Signup for the conference is available online, and live-streaming will be available for those who can’t attend. [Links omitted, but you can find them in the WND article.] The “Blood Moons” phenomenon is a series of four eclipses that will occur this year on two Jewish holy days and again next year on the same Jewish holy days. The last time the same sequence happened was in 1967 and 1968, when Israel recaptured Jerusalem in the Six-Day War. Before that, it was in the 1940s, when Israel was born.
The significance couldn’t be more clear! Let’s read on:
“Four total lunar eclipses happening the next two years herald possible war in the Middle East as well as global economic collapse,” Biltz told WND. He says historically, this sequence of solar eclipses has been a sign, foretelling important events such as the destruction of the Temple of Jerusalem. “Two happened right in a row at the time of destruction of the temple in 70 A.D. and on feast days,” he said.
There is no doubt — we are approaching the End of Days. Rev Blitz isn’t the only preacher to think so. WND continues:
Pastor John Hagee agrees that something is looming. He was invited by Fox News to discuss the significance of four eclipses that will take place in 2015 on the Jewish Passovers, April 4 and April 15, and the Feasts of Tabernacles, Sept. 28 and Oct. 8. In his new book, “Four Blood Moons: Something is About to Change,” he confirms that significant events relating to the Jewish nation have happened each time the eclipses line up. “This is something that just is beyond coincidental,” Hagee told Fox News.
WND then gives some awesome bible quotes, and tells about other preachers who will be at the news conference. Then they inform us:
The signup for streaming includes 30 days of access post-conference and a discount on a set of DVDs that will follow [the news conference].
Okay, dear reader. What are you waiting for? Sign up for the conference. Buy the books and the DVDs. And then … prepare to meet thy doom!
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