The Drool-o-tron™ has been quiet lately, but it’s still on the job. Its blaring sirens and flashing lights drew our attention to the blinking letters of its wall display, which said WorldNetDaily (WND). Our computer was locked onto WND’s presentation of the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
WND’s headline is Earth perfectly positioned for life. Think about that for a moment, dear reader. Doesn’t it make you feel special? Yes, it’s true, our world is indeed perfectly positioned. And it’s no accident!
When you click over to WND you’ll see that the actual title of the video is Our Special Earth: Our “Galactic Address”. The video is 90 seconds long — before the commercials at the end. You don’t want to miss this one!
The rev explains that we’re so lucky to be located where we are. Why? It’s because the center of the Milky Way has a black hole — you wouldn’t want to be there, would you? No problem — it’s been arranged that you’re not there. Aren’t you glad?
And you wouldn’t want to be in the outer fringes of the galaxy, because the elements necessary for life are rare out there. Well, guess what? You’re not there either. That means we’re in the best possible position! Isn’t that amazing? The rev says that if you read the bible, this isn’t surprising.
We’ve seen all this Privileged Planet stuff before, from the Discoveroids, but the rev does it better. He’s got style. And he’s so cute! Go ahead — watch the video. You can spare 90 seconds.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules, but please remember — bathroom jokes must be in good taste. Okay, the comments are open. Go to it!
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