We were preparing to slide quietly into a long holiday weekend (tomorrow’s the Fourth of July for those who don’t follow such things) when suddenly the Drool-o-tron™ came to life. Its blaring sirens and flashing lights drew our attention to the blinking letters of its wall display, which said WorldNetDaily (WND). Our computer was locked onto WND’s presentation of the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
WND’s headline is Beauty of plant life testifies to God. Plants? Creationists don’t often bother with plants. What could the rev possibly have in mind? So we clicked over there to see what he had to say.
The actual title of the video is Botany: The Variety, Design, and Beauty of Plant Life. It runs for the usual 90 seconds before the commercial at the end — and it’s all about the wonders of plants!
Did you know that they produce oxygen? Yes, it’s true! We need it, and they provide it for us. And plants provide a lot of the food we need. They were designed to do those things for us. Those crazy evolutionists think a redwood evolved from algae! That’s ridiculous!
The rev is his cute and cuddly self, so it’s impossible not to believe him. We know you’ll click over to WND to watch his latest presentation.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules, but please remember — bathroom jokes must be in good taste. Okay, the comments are open. Go to it!
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