We interrupt this blog to bring you an item which is too horrible to ignore. We can’t move on to other things until it’s been dealt with and is finally out of the way.
We found this … this thing at the website of something called The Spectrum, a Gannet newspaper which is so ashamed of itself that the masthead doesn’t reveal their location, but we suspect it’s located somewhere in or near St. George, Utah. The item is titled Discovering truth verses tolerance.
The author of this mess is a preacher-man named Dennis Lee, described like this at the end of his masterpiece: “Dennis Lee is the senior pastor of Living Waters Fellowship in Mesquite.” There seems to be such a “fellowship” in a place called Mesquite, Nevada. There’s another in Mesquite, Texas; but we think Nevada is where Lee does whatever it is that he does.
If the name “Living Waters” sounds familiar, that’s because we’ve seen it associated with Ray Comfort, best known for his starring role in Ray Comfort’s “Banana video”. This Nevada “fellowship” must be the same denomination, otherwise it would have changed its name to avoid being associated with Comfort. We could be wrong about that, but we don’t think so after reading what we found today.
Anyway, in our Curmudgeonly benevolence, we caution you that this one is a big heave-inducer, and it just might trigger other functions as well. Therefore, before you read what this raving preacher-man says, be certain to have a bucket handy — a big one — and a lot of towels, mops, and other cleaning material.
Are you ready? Okay, you’ve been warned. Here we go. The preacher-man begins by saying:
I really don’t think there’s a single person that doesn’t think truth verses tolerance is an important topic for our day.
That’s because it’s our society’s redefinition of tolerance that allows topics like abortion, euthanasia, homosexuality, and evolution to become so accepted while Christianity has become so hated and practically outlawed.
That’s it. We’ve seen enough. We’re not going to excerpt anything else from the preacher-man’s babbling.
We would like to close this brief blog entry in the same gracious, loving spirit that was displayed by the preacher-man, and therefore we respond with the following:
Hey, rev baby: You like lists of disgusting things? Okay, here’s the Curmudgeon’s list of vomit-inducing topics: science-denial, theocracy, incest, bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, coprophilia, cannibalism, and creationism. Also, in your honor, we now add to that list anything named Living Waters.
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