This is hot news from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the Australian entrepreneur who has become the ayatollah of Appalachia, famed for his creationist ministry, Answers in Genesis (AIG) and for the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum.
It’s found at ol’ Hambo’s personal blog, so you know it’s divinely inspired: Watch Our New Digital Billboard Outreach in Washington, DC! Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
As you know, the nation’s capital features one of the leading atheistic evolutionary museums in the world: the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. Because millions of people visit Washington, DC, each year, we decided to reach out to this influential city and let people know about a museum where they can learn the truth concerning origins, God’s Word, and the gospel — the Creation Museum.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The Smithsonian is an “atheistic evolutionary museum.” And it’s right in the nation’s capital! How did things ever descend to this level? But don’t despair. Ol’ Hambo is going to set things right. He says:
Continuing through August, 480 times a day (20 times per hour), a special series of three digital billboards are displayed on the corner of Seventh & H Street.
Wowie — the display changes every three minutes! Crowds are going to be standing there for hours at a time, dazed, drooling, and mesmerized by Hambo’s heavenly message. Let’s read on:
Using spectacular animated artwork, the boards advertise the Creation Museum in our Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky area. The museum is about a 9–10-hour drive from Washington, plus the billboard will be seen by thousands of tourists who may live even closer to our museum.
The billboards have spectacular animated artwork! We haven’t even seen the stuff and we’re already impressed. Hambo continues:
Because the Smithsonian teaches children an evolutionary, millions-of-years fictional story about dinosaurs, we decided to use our new $1.5 million Allosaurus exhibit as the basis for this digital billboard outreach.
The folks at the Smithsonian should be ashamed to be teaching fiction to children. Hambo teaches The Truth™. To prove it, he’s got a dino fossil that’s only a few thousand years old. Here’s more:
We want as many kids as possible to come to the Creation Museum this year and learn the truth about dinosaurs — instead of the fanciful stories told by evolutionists in their attempts to lead generations of kids away from the Bible.
Throwing up yet? Give it time, it’ll happen. Moving along:
This billboard outreach is just four blocks from the evolution-filled Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History and the National Mall. It is located across from the Smithsonian Art Museum and the busy Verizon Center. And it is less than one mile from White House.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Less than a mile from the White House! Maybe Obama will see the billboards and be inspired to visit to Hambo’s museum.
Then Hambo’s blog post has a video of the billboards. All three are adjacent, so the overall effect should be impressive. We haven’t watched the thing, but if you decide to do it, tell us what it’s all about.
This is where we’re going to leave Hambo, but his post goes on with an ad for his museum and then he thanks us for praying. Why does he do that? We’re not praying to him!
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