Wowie — the origin of the universe is known! The newspaper has a comments feature, but it requires a log-in even to read it.
Because today’s writer isn’t a politician, preacher, or other public figure, we won’t embarrass or promote him by using his full name. We’ll use only his first name, which is Norman. Excerpts from his letter will be enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary and some bold font for emphasis. Here we go!
A recent letter to the editor asks how, if the universe never began, how it could exist at all. The answer to that is a very simple one.
At last — at last! — we’ll have the answer we’ve been seeking. Eagerly we devour Norman’s wisdom:
As we used to say at every Mass on Sunday, “Deus semper fuit et semper, et in saecula saeculorum amen,” or translated into English, “God always was and always will be, world without end amen.” God tells us, “I am the Alpha and the Omega,” “who is and who was and who is to come, the Almighty.” Furthermore, we were taught that “God created the heavens and the earth, all things seen and unseen.” Additionally …
Okay, okay! That’s enough! We get it! We’ll skip Norman’s other scripture quotes. Then he tells us:
We spend much of our lives wondering where we came from and why are we here when the answer has been in front of us for thousands of years.
How could we have been so blind? Norman continues:
Do I understand how God can make something from nothing? No, I don’t, and apparently neither do the world’s top scientists.
That makes Norman the intellectual equal of the world’s top scientists, so his guess is as good as theirs. And now we come to the end:
Search for how all this relates to mankind if you will, but where it all began has been clearly documented over the ages.
There you are, dear reader. What more do you want — verifiable evidence? Why? The Truth™ has already been documented.
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