This has been a supremely dull weekend for our kind of news. It is therefore up to you, dear reader, to provide the entertainment. We offer the following challenge, for you to complete in two places, each with reasonable brevity: (1) as if you were a creationist knocking on a sane person’s door; and then (2) give us the sane person’s response. This is the setup:
Creationist: Knock Knock.
Sane person: Who’s there?
Creationist: The Truth™!
Sane person: What truth?
Sane person: ____________________
You know the rules: A successful entry should be self-explanatory. You may enter the contest as many times as you wish, but you must avoid profanity, vulgarity, childish anatomical analogies, etc. Also, avoid slanderous statements about individuals. Feel free to comment on the entries submitted by others — with praise, criticism, or whatever — but you must do so tastefully.
There probably won’t be a winner of this contest, but if there is, your Curmudgeon will decide, and whenever we get around to it we’ll announce who the winner is. There is no tangible prize — as always in life’s great challenges, the accomplishment is its own reward. We now throw open the comments section, dear reader. Go for it!
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