We haven’t seen anything this funny in a long time. It’s found at the Christian Post website, which describes itself as “the nation’s most comprehensive Christian news website.” Their article is Molecular Geneticist Attempts to Prove All Humans Descended From ‘Original Human Couple’ Adam and Eve in New Documentary.
We’ll only give you a few excerpts. Each one is like the punch line to a joke. The bold font was added by us:
A well-respected molecular geneticist who works for Christian apologetics ministry Answers in Genesis is featured in a new documentary where she attempts to confirm, through recent scientific discoveries, that all humans descended from the biblical Adam and Eve.
This documentary, titled “The Genetics of Adam and Eve,” displays the validity of the creation story by examining the genetics of all people. Its creator, Dr. Georgia Purdom, a geneticist who has published papers in various scientific journals including the Journal of Neuroscience, recently spoke to Christian News Network about the project.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The genetics of “all people” have been examined. The genius behind this work is Dr. Georgia Purdom. She’s one of ol’ Hambo’s creation scientists, about whom we recently wrote The Galapagos Islands Prove Creationism.
They quote sweet Georgia who cites “creation geneticist, Dr. Nathaniel Jeanson.” Georgia claims he “clearly shows” that Mitochondrial Eve “lived within the biblical timeframe of several thousand years ago,” and not at least 100,000 years ago, as evolutionists insist.
Then she talks about whether humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor. She says:
[G]enetics clearly show that humans and chimps do not share a common ancestor. There are many, many differences in their DNA that completely undermine the possibility of shared ancestry only a few million years ago.
Sweet Georgia doesn’t mention the genetic differences exhibited by the millions of species on Earth today, which allegedly descended from the few creatures aboard the Ark during Noah’s flood, around 4,000 years ago. Why is that omitted? Who knows?
We’re going to skip a lot, all of which is amusing, until we get to the very end. This may be the best line of all:
The documentary won’t be broadcast on television or online, but is available for purchse [sic] on the Answers in Genesis website.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! This revolutionary work won’t be published in any peer-reviewed journal. You’ll have to buy it from AIG. Verily, this is creation science at its best.
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