The Drool-o-tron™ summoned us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). Our computer was locked onto WND’s presentation of the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
WND’s thrilling headline was Did Jonah see mountains in depths of sea? It’s sub-titled: “David Rives illustrates scientific wisdom in Scripture.”
Jonah? The guy who was swallowed by a great fish? That is absolutely amazing. According to Wikipedia, undersea mountain ranges like the Mid-Atlantic Ridge weren’t discovered until recently. They say:
The ridge was discovered during the expedition of HMS Challenger in 1872. A team of scientists on board, led by Charles Wyville Thomson, discovered a large rise in the middle of the Atlantic while investigating the future location for a transatlantic telegraph cable. The existence of such a ridge was confirmed by sonar in 1925 … .
Is it possible that the existence of such formations was already disclosed in the bible? The rev says yes! The title of his 90-second video is Jonah’s Underwater Mountains, and it will stun you!
Jonah said: “I went down to the bottom of the mountains.” The bible has always been saying what we’ve only recently figured out. Everything worth knowing is in the bible! Isn’t that wonderful?
The rev isn’t wearing one of his bible-boy suits — just a blazer without a necktie — but he’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! . Go ahead, click over to WND and watch his video. You’ll be amazed!
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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