This is a new addition to our series about Self-Published Geniuses, where we bring you news of authors with a vanity press book in which the author claims to have made paradigm-shattering discoveries, and announces his work by hiring a press release service.
The press release for this one is titled New Xulon Book Discusses God’s Role Creating The Universe, from something called Press Release Rocket. It says, with some bold font added by us for emphasis:
Within the pages of E. Gale’s new book, God Is Real! … readers will discover that the intricacies of our body’s systems and abilities of our cells to follow complex DNA codes all point to the existence of a transcendent God – who created our universe and all that dwells within it.
Oooooooooooooh — this is the book we’ve been hoping for! But before proceeding further, we need to confirm that it qualifies for our collection. Was it published by a vanity press? No problem. The website of Xulon Press proudly declares:
Xulon Press is the largest, most experienced Christian owned and operated print-on-demand self publisher of Christian books. So if you’re a Christian author looking for a Christian self publishing company, join the thousands of Christian authors who have chosen Xulon Press.
Okay. We’ve got a vanity press book and we’ve got the author’s press release. Let’s dig in and see what else it says
This in-depth study of what current science knows about the creation of life investigates the varied misconceptions of evolution, and it shines the light of truth on them. Author wants to show the world the breadth of God’s power and the depth of His invention – and to prove that God is Real!
It’s an in-depth study — isn’t that great? We found it at Amazon: God Is Real! It’s 216 pages and it costs only $15.49 in paperback — what a bargain! There are no reviews yet.
Let’s read some more from the press release:
As a product of the public school system, E. Gale became an atheist in high school and remained an unbeliever until she was forty-eight years old – when a friend shared the gospel message with her. Relying on what she was taught in biology classes, she had opposed Christianity and believed she was doing others a favor by mocking their belief in Jesus. She wrote this book because our public schools and the media have taught everyone to ignore the evidence for God, and she wants to prevent this from happening to others.
The author went to public schools and became an atheist; but then she was saved! What a thrilling story! The press release continues:
She uses exciting recent findings and experience as a teacher to take the reader on a journey to the smallest inner workings of life. She cleverly illustrates how God’s infinite power produces what couldn’t happen from random chance.
The author is a teacher. Isn’t that wonderful? There’s no doubt about it, dear reader. This is the book you’ve been waiting for. Get it now!
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