The Drool-o-tron™ aroused us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Remember: Father Knows Best. The actual title of the video is Superior Knowledge in Every Way. The rev reminds his fans of the old radio show and later TV series titled “Father Knows Best.” He says that title is true! And the bible knows best because it’s the word of god.
He declares that the bible contains more accurate science, history, and prophecy than you can find anywhere else. Where science seems to disagree with the bible, we must remember that science is always being revised, but the bible is never wrong!
Hey — he’s right. Science books are constantly being revised. You wouldn’t consult a science book from 50 years ago, or even 10 years ago. We want the latest edition because science is always changing. But the bible never changes!
The rev is wearing one of his bible-boy suits without a necktie. He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is shorter than his usual 90-second presentation — it’s only a minute long. But what a minute! This one is a life-changer! Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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