The Drool-o-tron™ has been quiet lately, but suddenly it aroused us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Stars cannot form without ‘miraculous’ input. That’s something we couldn’t ignore! The actual title of the video is “Why you should believe in creation, and not evolution.”
The rev tells us that the term “evolution” refers to a number of things, and in this video he’s going to discuss stellar evolution. He talks about the theory that gas clouds contract to form stars. But — get this! — no one has ever seen it happen! Not only that, but gas in a vacuum is static. It doesn’t contract! It requires a miracle to form stars! That means stellar evolution is nonsense!
Jeepers — he’s right! We can’t think of any reason — none at all — why a gas cloud would contract. This video is amazing!
The rev is really dressed up for this one. He’s wearing one of his bible-boy suits with a red necktie. He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is longer than usual. It lasts for almost two and a half minutes — before the commercial at the end. It’s one of the rev’s best. Go ahead, click over to WND.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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