It started out as a quiet Curmudgeonly day, but then the Drool-o-tron™ suddenly aroused us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Finding Uranus was huge surprise. Wowie — the fabled Seventh Planet — the one that dare not speak its name. Hey — we had an earlier post about the rev and that planet — Rev. David Rives — The Wonders of Uranus.
The actual title of the rev’s new video is “Sir William Herschel, a Path to Discovery.” He begins by telling us about Herschel’s observations of Saturn, its rings, and a few of its satellites. Then, right at the end of the video, he springs the surprise on us — Herschel discovered a new planet — Uranus! Oh the joy!
There isn’t any creationism in this video, so we don’t understand the rev’s purpose — it’s probably that he finds Uranus to be irresistible. The rev is all dressed up for this one. He’s wearing one of his bible-boy suits, but without a necktie. He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is longer than usual. It lasts for almost two minutes — but the climax at the end makes it one of the rev’s best. Go ahead, click over to WND and be thrilled.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. Consider this to be an opportunity to make some Uranus jokes — but you must do so tastefully. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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