We urge you to look at the video posted above. It’s only five seconds long, but it will forever change the way you think about the theory of evolution.
Carefully observe the young woman — not the one in the foreground — her divine appearance, her sublime behavior. Even Aphrodite must be jealous. Then ask yourself: Could that young woman possibly be the result of natural selection? The answer is obvious, isn’t it, dear reader?
A moment’s reflection will be sufficient to convince you that such an organism could only exist for a reason far beyond the grasp of human minds, which must be the purposeful action of a transcendental agency known as the intelligent designer.
There is an attempt at a secular explanation — see Gutfeld on Student’s Temper Tantrum: Welcome to ‘New Campus Religion of Safe Spaces’. But even if the events described therein actually occurred, there is still no comprehensible way to understand the young woman’s behavior. All secular theories fail in the presence of what we observe.
And so, dear reader, your Curmudgeon has decided to change his views. From this moment forward, we believe in the intelligent designer — blessed be he! — who alone can be the cause of this undeniably powerful evidence.
As you may have suspected, there’s no other news out there — at least for the moment — so we have to entertain ourselves. Therefore, we hereby declare another Intellectual Free-Fire Zone. We’re open for the discussion of pretty much anything — science, politics, economics, or even astrology, theology, mythology, and sociology — as long as it’s tasteful and interesting. Banter, babble, bicker, bluster, blubber, blather, blab, blurt, burble, boast — say what you will. But avoid flame-wars and beware of the profanity filters.
We now throw open the comments to you, dear reader. Have at it.
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