We Have Proof of Intelligent Design

We urge you to look at the video posted above. It’s only five seconds long, but it will forever change the way you think about the theory of evolution.

Carefully observe the young woman — not the one in the foreground — her divine appearance, her sublime behavior. Even Aphrodite must be jealous. Then ask yourself: Could that young woman possibly be the result of natural selection? The answer is obvious, isn’t it, dear reader?

A moment’s reflection will be sufficient to convince you that such an organism could only exist for a reason far beyond the grasp of human minds, which must be the purposeful action of a transcendental agency known as the intelligent designer.

There is an attempt at a secular explanation — see Gutfeld on Student’s Temper Tantrum: Welcome to ‘New Campus Religion of Safe Spaces’. But even if the events described therein actually occurred, there is still no comprehensible way to understand the young woman’s behavior. All secular theories fail in the presence of what we observe.

And so, dear reader, your Curmudgeon has decided to change his views. From this moment forward, we believe in the intelligent designer — blessed be he! — who alone can be the cause of this undeniably powerful evidence.

As you may have suspected, there’s no other news out there — at least for the moment — so we have to entertain ourselves. Therefore, we hereby declare another Intellectual Free-Fire Zone. We’re open for the discussion of pretty much anything — science, politics, economics, or even astrology, theology, mythology, and sociology — as long as it’s tasteful and interesting. Banter, babble, bicker, bluster, blubber, blather, blab, blurt, burble, boast — say what you will. But avoid flame-wars and beware of the profanity filters.

We now throw open the comments to you, dear reader. Have at it.

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11 responses to “We Have Proof of Intelligent Design

  1. What the heck is she screaming about. Is this a discoveriod revival meeting?

  2. At the same time I read that you guys have the top three universities in the world. Then you got folks like that, you got Donald Trumps, Ted Cruzes …. Is it really a nation of high contrasts, to put it mildly.
    I don’t think that Donald Trump would have survived for a week here in New Zealand as a politician.

  3. Starting April 28th through May 4 (excluding Sunday), the FSM, blessed be he, makes his debut in the Sherman’s Lagoon comic strip!
    In regards to the screaming “lady,” traditionally that must mean that the fat lady is singing and it’s all over for evolution?

  4. Forgot, here’s May 4th, the last installment.

  5. This (whatever gender the person feels they are today goes here) represents all the good things the extreme left has achieved on campuses across North America. While everyone was busy struggling against the far right over the last forty years the extreme left has had little moderation. The “feely” folks have plans for a better world. The odd part is that apart from the self labeling, the actions these groups take are strangely similar to their counterparts at the opposite end of the ideological spectrum. The schism between what is civilized behavior and what is explained away as political correctness widens.

  6. waldteufel

    The fat lady is singing the death knell of civil discourse and debate as they are sacrificed on the altar of political correctness in American academia. My experience among the colleges in the Amherst area is that they ooze with mental softness, laziness, and privilege. The graduates of these intitutions are not, in large part, looking for challenges and opportunities to make a positive difference to the world. Rather, they expect to be handed positions that will help the world to understand how wonderful they are. To be fair, not all of these students are like this; but it is the culture that they live in.

  7. What exactly is going on in that video? What’s a “UMass triggering event?
    What’s a “Trigglypuff Encounter”?

  8. Dave Luckett

    Beats me, retiredsciguy. I will continue to monitor the comments in the hope of enlightenment. Specifically, what in the name of God is going on here.

  9. Ah! Thanks, Troy. I am now enlightened re: Jigglypuff, Trigglypuff, SJW, and “fat justice”. Learn something new every day.

  10. RSG: Like you I don’t know much about Pokemon, though I do find it interesting that sexual dimorphism is part of their immense diversity.