Our recent computer malfunction, combined with a weekend of virtually no news about The Controversy between evolution and creationism, have unhinged your Curmudgeon’s tenuous grip on reality.
We therefore present clear, unambiguous evidence for the fact that we are the product of intelligent design. Yes, we know, you’re wondering: What might that evidence be? Settle back and open your mind, dear reader. Here it comes.
Consider your colon, a/k/a the Large intestine. It is the second-largest internal organ in your body — after the liver. It was designed to perform a vital function.
However — and this is very important — the colon is useless unless it has a means of, ah, eliminating unwanted material. Fortunately — again by design — your body is equipped with an orifice for that purpose. But that’s not all!
Think about this: your colon is precisely connected to that essential orifice! What are the odds against that? You don’t have an answer, do you? Well, do you? Of course you don’t! Neither did Darwin, so he never mentioned it.
Consider, dear reader, what your life would be like if that vital connection weren’t so precisely made. Imagine the inconvenience — to say the least! — if your colon ended somewhere else. Your nose, perhaps, or your lungs, or somewhere else inside your body.
But that never happens. Did you ever pause to ask why it never happens? No, because you’ve been brainwashed to believe in Darwinism, so you assume that unguided events in a chaotic universe somehow randomly caused everything to be just right. But that’s like flipping a coin a million times and having it turn up “heads” every time! It’s impossible — without the intervention of the intelligent designer.
While you’re pondering that, we hereby declare another Intellectual Free-Fire Zone. We’re open for the discussion of pretty much anything — science, politics, economics, or even astrology, theology, mythology, and sociology — as long as it’s tasteful and interesting. Banter, babble, bicker, bluster, blubber, blather, blab, blurt, burble, boast — say what you will. But avoid flame-wars and beware of the profanity filters.
We now throw open the comments to you, dear reader. Have at it.
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