This has been a truly newsless day, but we did find a couple of items we can mention.
First, in the Northwest Florida Daily News of Fort Walton Beach, Florida we found Woman who was driving while praying with her eyes closed hits house.
The headline says it all, but here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us:
A 28-year-old woman was taken to the hospital for evaluation after driving into a Mary Esther house Thursday morning.
Mary Esther, population 3,851, is a city in Okaloosa County, as is Fort Walton Beach. Moving along:
The woman told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies she was praying at the time and had her eyes closed, according to the OCSO.
Didn’t anyone ever tell her she shouldn’t drive and pray at the same time? Let’s read on:
The Fort Walton Beach woman was traveling eastbound on Marcia Drive when she failed to stop at a stop sign, went through an intersection and into the yard of a home on Miramar Drive.
Oh, wait — it gets even worse:
She tried to back out but got stuck in the sand, the OCSO said.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The newspaper has a lot of comments, and most of them aren’t sympathetic to the driver’s misfortune.
Okay, that was fun. Now, to add to your merriment, we visited the website of WorldNetDaily (WND). There we found this headline: Earth’s precise geomagnetic field is no accident. We clicked on it and found a new video from the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
The title of the rev’s video is the same as WND’s headline. It’s only 90 seconds long. He informs us that Earth’s geomagnetic field makes our environment congenial to life. And guess what? It’s evidence of the Creator’s design!
The rev is wearing the same gray suit he wore for the last video we wrote about, and once again, he’s without a necktie. Even if he sleeps in that suit, he’s still the cutest rev you’ve ever seen.
That’s all we could find out there, so we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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