Creationists are always telling us that the great Flood was justified because in the days of Noah, all the world was wicked — except, of course, for Noah and his family. Today we have a reminder of those evil times.
At the website of Fox News we find: Woman caught having sex with model dinosaur at playground identified. (That link isn’t working at the moment. We can’t imagine why.)
Let the full horror of that headline sink in, dear reader. Okay? Are you ready to proceed? Very well then. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Cops investigating shocking images of a woman performing a sex act on a dinosaur model at a kids park have identified a suspect.
The mind boggles. Verily, we are in the final days! Then we’re told:
The explicit image – described as an “all time low” – shows the woman naked from the waist down straddling the T-Rex model in Exmouth, United Kingdom last week.
That’s how things were, back when humans and dinosaurs roamed the world together. No wonder it was destroyed by the Flood. Back to the news:
Sergeant Richard Stonecliffe, from Exmouth Police, said: “We are still continuing our investigations and we have now identified the woman in the photographs who we will be speaking to.” Officers are yet to charge anyone related to the horrific images.
Here’s an interesting detail:
East Devon District Council have deep cleaned the dinosaur statue with “strong disinfectant”.
We fear the stain will never wash away. Let’s read on:
A spokesperson for the authority told the Express and Echo: “We are shocked and dismayed at this appalling act of gross indecency to one of the dinosaur models in the dinosaur trail organised and installed by Exmouth Town Council in collaboration with Exmouth Town Team & Tourism Forum and ourselves.
Here’s a link to the story in the Express and Echo: Exmouth dinosaur sex act woman identified by police. They have photographs. Warning: Not safe for work!
There’s more to the story, but your Curmudgeon cannot go on. We urge you, dear reader, not to search the internet for more explicit photos. But if you disregard our advice, don’t try to post them, or link to them, in our comments section.
Instead, use the comments section for an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. We haven’t had one for a while, and this seems the perfect time. You know the rules. Go for it!
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