Today started out slow, but suddenly the Drool-o-tron™ alerted us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Presence of helium: Does it disprove evolution?. The actual title of the rev’s video is “Too much helium.”
The rev begins by reminding us that evolution requires millions of years. But uranium and thorium decay and produce helium, which doesn’t stay long in rocks. However, some supposedly old rocks were found to contain lots of helium! The scientists don’t have any explanation. The presence of all that helium means those rocks are only 6,000 years old! That proves the bible is true, so you shouldn’t believe in evolution.
The rev seems unaware that helium is found in ancient rock formations — for example, see this at PhysOrg: Grand Canyon as old as the dinosaurs, suggests new study We suspect the rev got his information from this four-year-old article from Answers in Genesis: Helium in Radioactive Rocks. It’s mentioned in several other creation sites too.
The rev is still wearing the same gray bible-boy suit he’s been wearing for the last month, and still without a necktie. He probably sleeps in those clothes. Who cares? He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! This video is a bit over two minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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