Everyone seems to be on vacation, but not the Drool-o-tron™. It alerted us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Biblical flood offers perfect conditions for fossilization. The actual title of the rev’s video is “Fast Fossils!”
The rev tells us that according to scientists, the geologic column and the fossils took millions of years to form. But they don’t tell you that fossils have to be buried deep and fast, or they won’t fossilize! Only the Flood from 4,000 years ago provides the conditions required for all the fossils and geologic layers. Nothing else makes sense! That’s why you shouldn’t believe in evolution.
It’s hard to believe, but the rev is still wearing the same gray bible-boy suit he’s been wearing for the last couple of months, and still without a necktie. Who cares? He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! This video is about three minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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