The central theme of Donald Trump’s campaign was his promise to make American great again. No one knows how to do that better than Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia, famed not only for his creationist ministry, Answers in Genesis (AIG), but also for the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum, and for building an exact replica of Noah’s Ark. Verily, he is the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
Ol’ Hambo tells us how it should be done in How to Make America Great Again. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Tomorrow is Inauguration Day here in the United States. On this day President-elect Donald Trump will become President Trump. He has promised to make America great again. Well, God’s Word tells us exactly how to do that!
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] Isn’t this wonderful? Hambo says:
To truly make America really great again, Americans need to put God first and turn to His Word as the absolute authority in all areas.
Yes, that’s the way to do it! Phooey on the Constitution! Then he tells us:
Many people believe we don’t need God because man is basically good. But that’s a false assumption. [Scripture quote.] What does God say about man’s heart?
For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. (Matthew 15:19 ESV)
The heart is deceitful above all things, And desperately wicked; Who can know it? (Jeremiah 17:9)
Wow! That sounds like we were badly designed. Hambo continues:
The only One who is good is God. [Scripture quote.] As our Creator, God has every right to judge sinful man. And He will judge every person. To all my non-Christian followers, I urge you at this time to consider your life, death, and eternity: [Scripture quote.]
Good advice! Let’s read on:
Many people refuse to listen to God’s Word because they’ve bought the culture’s lie that it can’t be trusted. They’ve sided with the majority. But is the majority right?
Gasp — if it isn’t, why do we have democracy? Hambo explains:
Well, the majority of doctors once didn’t wash their hands after autopsies and before delivering babies — they were wrong! … The majority of scientists believe in molecules-to-man evolution — the majority is obviously wrong. Just because the majority believes something doesn’t mean it’s right.
Wow — our whole system of government is wrong! Another excerpt:
If you believe that the majority rules, there can never be truth. What or who determined that the majority rules?
Hambo’s right. There’s nothing about democracy in the bible. Here’s more
We don’t need to be at the mercy of the changing opinions of the majority. God’s Word provides a firm foundation for morality.
We need a theocracy! Hambo for dictator! One more excerpt:
God’s Word needs to be our authority. It provides a rock-solid foundation in a culture that changes with each generation. I encourage you to carefully consider Christianity and the Bible.
There’s a bit more, but it’s just a promotion for an AIG book. So there you are, dear reader. Now you know how to make America great again.
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